My fans after I post "My old music was bad" for the 100th time a day:

How I look at my teacher after she announces the 100 page homework we have to do during spring break:

Me: *Pays 0 dollars by pirating* (This is a joke don't pirate kids!!!!)

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Girls saw this character and said "That's my wife"

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Went back to model the office I showed off one time and now it's completely pink for some reason

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