I don't know if you guys know but I have a girlfriend, yes kid Sam has a girlfriend that means my love life isn't lonely,

but nobody cares about my love life, this story involves her and school

there's a boy at my school who teases me for the way I am, but there is one time that I remember very well,

I was leaving school with my girlfriend and the son of a bitch came,

Him-(looks at the strange child)

Me-(fuck you)

Him-(oh you offended me so much, oh shut up)

Gf-(Sam better go before something happens) my real name is not sam it's just nickname because of my channel

Him-(oh you gonna run away? coward)

Me-(you're irritating me)

He-(What are you going to do?)

At that point there were two possible things he would hit me or I would hit him

if he hit me I would win because I would have my girlfriend as a witness, if I hit him I would also win because I had my girlfriend in defense because I would be defending myself, it was win or win,

So as I'm a very vindictive person I said (this is what I'm going to do) I punched him in the stomach

(yes a punch later I was called in the board the next day I got a suspension for cause of that but it was worth it)

continuing i said

(nygerundayo! bye [insert female name] i see you tomorrow i've never been here)

yes that's the end