dangit not again

[article directed at gamejolt]

(random recreation i found. however it doesnt automatically make ben talk you can tell i clicked to make him say something)

ran out(?) of ideas so this will take a while

(image 2 unrelated)

#wowthatwasreallycool

"valve wont reles!!1!1!"

bruh just because its not out yet doesnt mean they wont release it (also its releasing in 2026)

anyway valex (pronounced they-lex) designs in chrono order (ignore cape)

"does metal valex exist"

"yes"

id move to france (in future) but [see image]

im just gonna use this as a countdown

(my autism legit stops me from explaining certain things well (and also stops me from explaining certain things at all))