she's stuck in blanket prison for multiple attempts of trying to eat the cord of my window blinds

i'd like you all to know that this is matt shultz

cold tired stare

i'm running out of words

no way. ProtoMan showed up when the original post was about Cage the Elephant. i think i summoned him

(ProtoMan is #1 Cage the Elephant lover i am #2) (this has been this way for a long time and none of you ever knew) (that's crazy)

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so yesterday [10/16/25] at 10:02 am, on the way to a job we rear-ended the people driving in front of us because the guy in front of them suddenly slammed on his brakes to make a left turn across the road

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Psst... Hey, psst! Buy some Battle Chips!

so today like at midnight or something the web address bar or whatever that thing is called on google decided to turn blinding white ,,,

its only when a website is opened on specifically google, not google chrome

HOLY BALL HOLY BALL HOLY BALL ITS HERE ITS BEGINNING MORE ACT III ON YOUTUBE OH OH OH OH MY GO