guy's, is this real?

This must be shared with the world

Yo. I turned 18 today, well, see you in a few months again probably

boner

Mewtwo struggled itself to death

WAIT, IT WAS HIM ALL THE TIME

Just thought I'd pop out of nothingness to mention I've managed to hold a girlfriend for just over a month now, I don't have much experience in this kinda stuff

(Video unrelated)

This is too perfect in my opinion, anyway, I have to stay late at work because my bro has his first basketball game of the season (he broke his arm so he couldn't play before)

ngl i find this kinda funny

Didn't know there was a compound for that, a random stain that (to me) looks like Sans Undertale, and a thing that looks light something a spider would use a as a javelin. All stuff taken at work