god were starting off strong with these cognitive and probably harmfull toys we have here my favorite minecraft mobs wario and squidward

then we have minecraft 2 people said it would never come out yet it did

the 3rd one is my second favorite everything about it is wrong and i wish to know the name of the person so i can send a pipebomb to their house the zombie is just a green steve there are 3 figures in the box that look the same and do not have anything to do with the official game and the spider looks like it crawled out of photoshop when the person accidently turned the brightness a lil too much

the 4th one i hate the most becouse it refferences dream and if you didnt know i am a tommyinnit fan so him calling me the r slur is not okay also becouse he is piss colored in his figure form and becouse the box promised a dream smp world download i wanted to nuke that map becouse yes

the 5th one is my favorite becouse bootlegs tend to make actual merch for things that dont have any like minecraft dungeons the key golem is off colored tho wich i will not accept also next to it is ugly sonic from that one trailer

the 6th one screams pls kill me becouse again the zombie is a green steve except a darker shade of green and they have the pig squid

the 7th one is very subtle but it will haunt you once you see it nr 1 the villager is completely naked nr 2 alex looks like she got a lobotomy or has brainswapped with a sheep