Very very rarely you can transform into a balding middle age dad wearing a tank-top, cargo pants, and sock with sandals. Gaining new moves like "Dad Joke" applying a LV 1 defense debuff to all enemies in range, "Disappointed Glare" applying a LV 5 attack debuff to one enemy, and "I'm Proud of You" one use per battle LV 1 all buff to one ally.

While you are transformed you are weak to alcohol -70%. If you drink a Alca Potion while transformed you pass out for the duration of the battle you old drunk.