One day, I was chilling on my bed, when I heard a knock from my door. That's when I realized it wasn't a knock but the sound of my mom being fucked by someone other than my dad. But when I opened my moms door, I was shocked to find that no one was fucking my mom and it was just audio being played from a speaker. I then saw Alexfancypants who pulled out a gun and shot me in the face. The end.
1 year ago
Alexfancypants: The creepypasta
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When bro makes the most stupidest statement ever made by man so you have to look around at the invisible audience to see if they heard it as well:
Another Night At Alex's is cancelled now
Cool
Who is this?
First time posting to this channel, but this announcement has been long overdue.
"Yeah so my whole thing is that I'm a stupid idiot and I'm on the internet"
Mf's with 0.03 GPA and a 7% attendance rate when an explosion kills 10 people in the science lab but they hear the words "school" and "cancelled" in the same sentence:
Me if making analog horror parodies with Pizza as the main focus was a job:











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