"Arts-n-crafts is my middle name! . . I think"

"God is dead, only science remains."

"I swear to God I'm going to RIP YOUR ORGANS OUT AND SELL THEM ON CRAIGSLIST TO PAY FOR MY COLLEGE FUNDS!!!"

" . . ya know. . Fair point--"

"Dayum I love to cook people! . As in like, meal cooking."

"THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS *inhale* IN THE OCEAN!!!"

"if you didn't have the opportunity to be a valuable asset to this company, I would have fed you to the piranhas already. ."

"I am the next closest thing to God YOU will be getting!"

"My favorite hobby is to torture unsuspecting trauma free people, helps build character!"

"Yeah. . . Uh, what was I saying-"

"If ya need any bodies to hide, I'm ya guy! Remember that!"

Heheh, and I haven't even shown off most of these characters :]