This is the menu you will see after hitting "play".

Creds to @DominoAnim for this dialogue box.

If I did the math right.

You should get 100 xp if you 100% the whole game.

I might add a extra trophy for getting them all.

This scared the shit out of me.

No I won’t tell you who ReDie is.

Yes they are a villain.

Cry about it.

New title screen.

My irl name is Thomas and this makes me happy.

Bang caverns.

Anyways rip

Teaser.

I wonder who that guy is.