I have asthma (I swear I'm gonna kms atp /nsrs)

Basically today I had PE at school, and as most of my dear, cherished attentive siblings may already be informed, I am the exact opposite of "I love sport!"

We had demi-fond, a useless training where you run and have to get to the next mark before the beep sound, but the delay between each of them only gets shorter and shorter, so basically you run until you die of exhaustion.

I did till level 3 which is barely 4 minutes of running, and I couldn't run anymore, an had trouble breathing and stopped. Made me feel like a disappointment to all of those selfish students that manage to - by surprise - reach level 15 or something.

Then after this short pause of three minutes we had to run again, but the timer starts at level 6 so I had to run fastly. Barely 30 seconds later I could barely breathe and when I did it "whistled", I was basically suffocating.

So my PE teacher told me it was very likely that I have asthma, which I was never diagnosed of before. What my teacher didn't know that would make it even more likely, is that my brother ALSO is asthmatic, so I deduce that I must have inherited this horrendous curse from my grandparents of even further, as my parents have never talked about being asthmatic. I self-diagnose myself of asthma now and it sucks because I have even more chances of dying, as if being colorblind didn't make my life suck at first.

Best couple on Earth found disbanded in the Bronx at approximately 12:34PM?! (please don't take this seriously if you're involved in it)

So basically I have one of my GJ brothers that admitted to CHEATING on his gf (vro)

So, without trying to push you any further into your downward spiral of guilt and regret (a bit tho), I have made this message directly targeted towards you, but I've made it public so I can (still hardly) swallow your ridiculously unnecessary shenanigans (good thing I can control wether I crash out or not because right now I could easily kill anyone in my house):

Why in the world would you do this?? She was perfect to you, and you decide to ruin your relationship? That is what we call gluttony, and as you may know it is a sin. You paid for it.

Sorry if you're gonna whine and cry harder in that one corner of your room, didn't mean to inflict such thing.

Now that I got that out of the way, I wish you all a good day and a good protection from any other unlucky happening that may occur today.

^q^ is gonna be my main reaction image now

THEY SAY MY REACTION'S A PROBLEM