Chestboi

"Dave, why are you wearing toast?"

"What do you mean, Phoney?"

"I mean you're wearing toast instead of your badge"

"..."

I have finally released it.

Edit: I mean I have finally made a new Jacob thing

Phone Guy: *Comes into the room*

Old Sport right after blowing up the urinal:

I look back at this edit and think: "What the heck was I doing with my life back then?"

Dave is asserting dominance.

Here's the thing I'm gonna use for Jacob

Everybody gangsta until the 5G tower turns into a badly made man behind the slaughter

Dave in UCN:

F A X