sonic: "oh no! its..."

the dastardly dr. eggman:

GUYS GUESS WHAT I GOT TODAYYYYY TYSM @2001TOYOTACOROLLA UR THE BEST QPP I COULD ASK FOR <3 <3 <3 <3 /P

its been so long

since the last ive seen my son

COGUH VBOLEHJHHHHHH VOMITTING NOISES /silly

isnt it so funny

people thought mufasa was gonna pass sonic 3

oghh feeling tired

all my friends r little guys i wann be little guy too

wooper i choose tou is that how it goes

shes so me

sometimes i wonder if ash thinks of me as their queerplatonic partner or just another friend of theirs

prob shouldnt think too much of it but its a thought

HELPPPPPPPPP