*Everyone joins the call*

Trish: Hey guys! So uh…what do we wanna do today, guys?

Jake: I heard there's this game on discord. It's called Garlic Phone or something.

Jacob: Grantic Phone.

Liam: *Sighs* Gartic Phone…

Jake: Yeah, Gramaphone or whatever.

Trish: Oh? what's Gartic Phone?

Liam: It's a sort of drawing game

Trish: Alright, anyone here know how to draw?

Liam: Well you don't really need to know how to draw, per se. It's not really a drawing app like Ibispaint. It's more like a game of telephone, but with pictures.

Trish: Ehh, sounds a bit complicated…

Jacob: What about Roblox?

Hannah: Ehh, I'm not one for video games, I have standards.

Jacob: Then we should definitely play video games.

Trish: Well I'm not really a Roblox girl.

Joe: Yeah, I've always been more of a Minecraft guy, at least you can chat there

Jake: Well I dunno if any of us know how to set up a server, so we might need to go for something else..

Lydia: What about COD? We can play Modern Warfare.

Jake: Ehh, never really been into the newer COD games.

Shay: Uhh, Jake. Modern Warfare came out in like, 2017.

Jake: Really? Then why is it “Modern?”

Jess: Isn’t there a COD on the Wii?

Shay: Yeah, COD 3. Back when they were World War II games.

Liam: The Wii… Hey, why don't we play Wii Music?

Helen: Molly & Michelle will just take that game over. Do y'all really wanna hear their “beats?”

Linda: You're just mad that Rouge fad didn't work.

Helen: Shut it, Belinda!

Gwen: She’s right, we need some action! Why not Wii Sports?

Kat: No! Nuh uh! No way! That game is a total scam.

Kenzie: You're just mad you got like, 70 points in golf.

Shelly: “Let's see that score.”

Kat: Don't remind me…

Liam: Hold on, who let Katrina in here?

Lydia: What about Wii Party! Rosie scammed me out of a win and I want a rematch!

Axel: That's way too toxic, I want us to stay friends here!

Lydia: Oh, calm down Axel!

Barb: What about that like, Wii Play game?

Shay: That one is boring.

Barb: Is it?

Joe: How about Wii Fit? We can get a workout in!

Jacob: Eh, I never liked that Wii Fit trainer girl.

Hannah: Why not, is it because she’s a woman?

Jacob: Ugh, Fiona feminist! No, it's because she kept fat shaming me.

Linda: Maybe she has a point. Maybe if you weren't just sitting there playing games all day and doing something with your life, maybe you'd understand where she's coming from.

Jacob: Be quiet, Belinda. When was the last time you did something important? Like, who let grandma into the VC? Name one recent Belinda achievement?

Amy: I like Mario Kart.

Sam: I forgot you were here.

Amy: Shut up, Sam.

Mike: Why not some Smash? I play a killer Mii Brawler.

Jake: Ooo yeah, someone need to give that Zelda a good talking to *cracks knuckles (or at least he makes the sound with his mouth)*

Terry: Mii Brawler isn't selectable on the Wii's entry.

Mike: Really, then what's the point of that game?

Jake: Guys, I appreciate the suggestions, but the Wii is a local, four player system, we all wouldn't be able to play, even if the online functions still worked.

Trish: What about Mario Kart 8? That has online, I think?

Shay: Well, do y'all have Switches, even if you don't have the game, maybe I can game share with you.

Axel: That's quite doubtful, unfortunately. Besides, that's only eight players.

Mary: Let's play a “real” game, like Jeopardy!

Jake: Jeopardy?

Mary: Yeah, we can all play that, and I can host! Ooo, ooo! Or maybe Wheel of fortune!

Henry: Ooo, I know! What about “Give me money?”

All: NO WAY!

Henry: Oi, what happened to being charitable?

Joe: Dude, you scam people.

Henry: I’m a self funded charity. Besides, I only scam randos.

Joe: You scammed me. I'M YOUR BROTHER!

Henry: Then you more than anyone should be more willing to help out.

Joe: No way, not a fun game. 3/10, would not recommend to a general audience.

Jake: Ok, so it seems we have no ideas we can agree on.

Mary: I still liked my idea…

Lydia: What about a cooking competition?

All: Oh?

Terry: I do not have trust most of you're abilities to manage a fine main course, not to be crass, of course.

Derek: You're still jealous that our cheesecake was peak!

Jess: Well I have you know that I, in fact, can cook!

Terry: Is that so, Miss Jones?

Jess: Yep! My pasta, baked beans, mayo, jalapeno, cupcake, & tea cereal would go hard!

Terry: *sigh*, I had thought so…

Holly: Excuse me!?

Jess: Are you all judging my cooking skills?

All: YUP!

Jacob: These gotta be pregnancy craving or something.

Phoebe: Yeah, how weird. You wouldn't want someone like that, would you, Jacob?

Jacob: I suppose not!

Phoebe: *quietly* Yes!

Jess: Don't judge before ya try it!

Hannah: I think we will, actually.

Trish: Why don't we do some icebreakers, get to know each other, ya know?

Suzy: We go to the same school.

Trish: *Slightly annoyed* Mhm yes, Suzanna. But it'd be nice for us to learn a bit more about each other, so we can be a little less judgemental.

Suzy: Heh, maybe we can determine who's reawwy a good match around here, ey Pig-chan?

Trish: Well, I can assure you, Chen, that things will stay the same between two people that love each other very much.

Suzy: Teehee, Well, who knows? We don't always get what we want.

Trish: I'm sure you know all about that, wouldn't you?

*Awkward silence and a few coughs..*

Trish: All I'm saying is that we can make new connections like this, like I don't know, Jacob and Phoebe for instance. Just throwing names out there.

Jacob: Wait what-

Phoebe: I 100% agree!

Jess: That's a strange duo, Jacob and Phoebe. Honestly I don't see it…

*A few moments of silence*

Jess: I feel like I'm being glared at.

Jake: I like kazoos, very, very, very much!

Sam: Tell us something we don't know.

Jake: I turned my boogers into a necklace when I was seven.

Trish: Thank you, Jake…

Jake: No problem, hun.

Derek: Me no like government. Government bad scam money big moon problem spy society.

Terry: *Groans*

Rosie: I'm sorry?

Derek: It's ok, Petersen. Not everyone understands the first time.

Trish: Ooo, who's next?

Rosie: One time I went to prom dressed as a calculator!

Lydia: Yeah, you did…

Barb: We remember, we remember… unfortunately…

Rosie: Well, it was a good chance to show everyone that you can learn at every opportunity.

Trish: Uhh, I-

Rosie: HEY! What's everyone's favorite school subject? Mine is math, with Mrs. Vasquez!

Liam: No one's on your side, kid.

Shelly: LETS TALK ABOUT MEEEEE!!!

All: NOOOOOO!!!!!

Shelly: That wasn't a question! I'm Michelle Robbins. I'm a Virgo. I'm 17. Queen of the world. Sam's wife. Hannah's biggest hater. Queen of the galaxy. I love filet mignon. I love pink. I have a pet poodle named Paris. I'm queen of the universe.

Sam: Ok, ok, we got it.

Shelly: I loooooove Sam's voice.

Hannah: We get it Michelle!

Shelly: SHUT IT HANN-

*Michelle is muted*

Kenzie: Ooo, on an unrelated note. Katrina, Belinda, Michelle, and I made a band. We even recorded a track, have a listen

*Horrendous, HORRENDOUS music plays, the consequence of having Michelle involved in your music production*

Kenzie: Huh, I could've sworn it sounded better.

Jacob: Guess I was proven wrong, Belinda really does have an achievement. She can contribute to music almost as horrendous as Michelle's, what a victory. Another win for the deaf

Linda: Just it, Kingsley. You wish you were half as successful as me.

Jacob: Smith, you're a novelty ac-

Kel-C: YOU'LL NEVER BE THE TREBLE MAKERS, FOOL!!!

All: KELSEY TREBLE?!

Kat: SHUT UP, Kelsey!

Barb: Wait what? Awww, I thought this was Mathis only?

Bella: Hey, hey, you can kinda take the Trebles out of Mathis, kinda. But you can never take the Mathis out of the Trebles.

Lydia: What?

Ryan: Yeah, what's a good day without the Trebles?

Daphne: Besides, Alt, Magi, and Melina are here, too.

Jake: ALT IS HERE!?

Alt: That's right, baby. Ya miss me?

Jacob: No. How's De’vil?

Alt: *Mumbles to himself in frustration*

Magi: HEYYYYYYYYY GUYYYYYYYYYYS!!!

All: *Groans*

Jess: You aren't hip.

Trish: Whatever, let's get to know each other!

Magi: Well I know all y'all, y'alls mah bestie!

Liam: No, no we are not!

Linda: Are we seriously going with the icebreaker route? Is this kindergarten?

Miles: Oh pipe down, Smith!

Linda: Or what? You’re going to blare your little trumpet and make a scene per usual?

Ryan: Oh, Don’t think we forgot your secret, weirdo.

*silence…*

Linda: Fine.

Shay: Whoa, what?

Bella: *In a wacky voice* Silence, Glazington.

Shay: I'll never be free.

Kel-C: Thaaaaaat’s right! Now shut up.

Rosie: How about a study group!

Mike: And why would we do that?

Rosie: Well, it'd be nice to turn this ruckus into a good use of studying!

Derek: That's such a government thing to do, bro.

Terry: Oh settle down, Derek. But I suppose a study group won't go over well with everyone, even if it would be useful to some.

Shelly: I know that was tageted at me, you ain't slick.

Terry: I wasn't intending to be, Ampersand An-

Shelly: EEEAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!

All: *Groans*

Jacob: New game! Let's play the quiet game. We're all silent for as long as we can, muting not allowed.

Jake: Good idea. 3, 2, 1.

*Silence, silence, more silence, and then… Funkytown by Lipps Inc. starts faintly playing through someone's audio*

Helen: Really, Molly?

Molly: It's just music!

Suzy: Haha, you lose!

Helen: You lost too, Suzanne.

Suzy: Mowwy wost first!

Molly: Stop talking like that! It's ruining my vibes, low-key.

*The call is quiet for a moment*

Shelly: Sammy, kiss me!

Sam: Michelle, no! How would I even do that?

Shelly: KISS ME THROUGH THE PHONE!!!

*Michelle is muted ×2*

Kel-C: Anyone wanna hear my Pterodactyl impression? *Starts screeching*

Lydia: Vote to mute Kelsey, say aye.

Most of everyone: AYE!

Daphne: Aye!

Kel-C: Wha, DAPHNE!

Daphne: What. You're embarrassing me.

Kel-C: But I'm not embarrassing myself, and that's all that matters.

*Someone joins the call*

Ara: Hello.

Jake: Who are you?

Ara: My name's Arab- Ara. My name is Ara.

Jacob: You're Arabic?

Ara: Uh n-no?

*In the background of Ara’s audio, a female voice can be heard*

Female: Hey, Ara. Who are you talking to?

Ara: I just joined this call on discord.

Female: DISCORD? Ara, we're supposed to be laying low!

Ara: I know that, Dria, but I doubt Ali has an account.

*A male voice speaks up this time*

Male: Well, no one's camera is on, so that's- Uhh, Ara. Why is your profile picture your face?

Dria: WHAT!?

Ara: Uhh, I didn't know what else to choose, and it was a nice photo.

Dria: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST USE A GIRAFFE OR SOMETHING!?

Ara: Oh whatever. When the time comes, I'll take action..

Terry: What was that?

Ara: N-nothing. Don't worry about it.

Jake: So, Ara, are you in any sports?

Ara: No… I prefer to engage in the laboratory. I want to be a scientist.

Jake: Ah, a fellow scientist, eh? Finally, another intellectual in this call!

Terry: Wha, Wha?!

Rosie: Pardon?!

Shelly: I take offense-

All: *Everyone protesting in unison*

Lydia: Woah, woah, slow down there, Shelly!

Abby: They call you “Ampersand Anne”, Michelle. Your mathematics test score was so horrendous you were given an ampersand (&) symbol rather than an actual grade letter.

Mia: You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed I’m afraid. But don’t feel too bad, Rosie isn’t either.

Rosie: Pipe down, Hudson. You’re not valedictorian, now are you?

Mia: *Mumbles and grumbles*

Shelly: And I’ll have you know Mrs. Vasquez is just a dumb fool.

Rosie: *Gasp* YOU TAKE THAT BACK! MRS. VASQUEZ IS A TREASURE!

Liam: Well, one man's trash, as they say.

Rosie: How dare you!

Phoebe: Uh-oh…

Lydia: Rosie, please…

Barb: This is so embarrassing!

Shay: You're ridiculous!

Rosie: THE ONLY THING RIDICULOUS IS THE MRS. RACHAEL VASQUEZ SLANDER IM FORCED TO ENDURE!!!

Amy: Uhh… hey guys, umm. Who's ready for sports season?

Joe: Ugh, not me…

Gwen: I AM! SPORTS SEASON IS EVERY SEASON NOW, BABY!

Rosa: Yeah, It'll be tons of fun!

Henry: So many kiddos, so many opportunities to make some cash!

All: Oh, shut up!!!

Amy: Back off it Henry, you're unbelievable.

Rosa: I'm not ready to see that one weird kid.

Les: You mean Octavious?

Holly: Octavious? Who's that?

Mike: You don't know who he is?

Helen: Maybe it's best if we keep it that way, bringing him up might summon him or something.

*Leon joins the call*

Leon: Heyyy! What's up sewer squad!😝🙄

Liam: Well, speak of the devil, and his minions might show up in his stead.

Leon: Shut it, second place, and let a real man have a turn!

Rick: What's this doofus doing here?

Leon: Hey! I'll have ya know that I AM, in fact, a REAL Mathis student now!

Milena: Oh no, not my ex…

Magi: Yah second ex…

Milena: Don't bring Chase up…

Chase: CUZ I'M ALREADY HERE!!! Finally, an excuse to talk, not that I need one.

Leon: Yooooo, what's up twin! I'd dap ya up through the screen if I could!

Alt: Yikes, now this is happening.

Magi: DRAMAAAAAAAA!!!

Mary: Hey, that's my line.

Magi: Shut it, homewrecker!

Mary: I thought you were over that!?

Magi: I am, lol

Ara: What did I get myself into?

Suzy: A world of weirdness, UwU

Phoebe: Oh my god!

Trish: Oh shut it, Suzanna!

Suzy: You first Rosie!

Rosie: Umm, what did I do!?

Suzy: Ugh, what didn't you do? You think you're soooo great just cuz you're valorintorian! ÒwÓ

Rosie: Valedictorian!

Suzy: Whateves! I still don't get it! I literally went to Jackson! ÙwÚ

Linda: And look at you now, all washed up.

Kat: I know the “former queen of De'vil high” ain't talkin’

Kenzie: You sure talk a lot for someone with not the best track record if I remember correctly.

Linda: YOU WERE THERE TOO, RATRINA!!!

Kat: Ya, but doesn't that just fit me? *Mockingly* You’re the rich one, remember?

Kel-C: Hey, hey! Speaking of the big J. I heard that Daph’s friend, Andi, took her spot as a vandilorian, too!

Daphne: I told you that in confidence!

Kel-C: Yeah, and now I have the confidence to tell everyone else!

Daphne: *Sigh* first of all, her name is Angie- *disgusted tone* Angelina… and second of all, she is not. My. Friend.

Chase: *scoffs* Says the one always around her at school.

Abby: Sounds like a friend to me.

Daphne: I liked it better when you were silent.

Chase: Likewise, Simon Cowell.

Daphne: That isn't- *sighs* and we are merely acquainted.

Barb: Oh, hi Abby, didn't realize you were here. How's it going?

*A few moments of silence*

Barb: Why do I feel like someone is like, glaring at me, or something?

Linda: Well, well. looks like it isn't just Chen who fell off. Tell me, Simon, how does it feel to be a FORMER valedictorian?

Daphne: I don’t know, Smith. How does it feel attending a poorly funded school as wealthy as you are? De’vil is no Jackson academy.

Rick: Yikes, got ya there.

Linda: Silence!

Jacob: I still think she, and her funky family, committed tax evasion in a different state, ran away to New York, and changed their names.

Linda: THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!!! You're so annoying, I see why Hannah hates you.

Jacob: Okay. *Blows raspberry*

Abby: Not to mention, Belinda, you went to jail twice in England. You’re an international menace. Couldn't be me.

Kat: OOOHH, GOT ‘EM!!!

Linda: YOU WERE ALSO ARRESTED, KATRINAAAA!!!

Kat: Once again, that’s expected of me!

Axel: I… you… wha? What did I miss?

Liam: A lot.

Kenzie: Hah! Idiots. Glad I never went to jail in England.

Shelly: Don't do this, Ken. Just don't.

Kenzie: Don’t call me Ken, Shell.

Shelly: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

*Michelle is muted ×3*

Connor: Hey, I'm back. And I'll have y'all know we were almost arrested in Austria, so take that!

Derek: You're not the only ones!

Terry: THAT'S NOT A GOOD THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Mike: I'm surprised y'all haven't been banned from the whole planet by now!

Linda: Exactly, those two make a mockery of the whole human race

Mike: I meant you guys, granna. You aren't safe.

Ara: Guys, you still haven’t explained who Octavius is…

Kel-C: Octavius? Oh well he’s this creep from De’vil high. He’s like… Michelle! Only a male… and creepier.

Bella: And Michelle is CREEEEEPY.

Shelly: I’m not thaaaat creepy-

Hannah: Oh yes you are!

Sam: I can attes-

Shelly: EEEAAAUUUUGH

*Michelle is muted ×4*

Barb: Why does she like, keep unmuting?

Kenzie: Hey Michelle? I heard one of your posts on youtube got removed for hate speech and you had to go through youtube’s policy training!

All: WHAT?!

Liam: MICHELLE! OH MY GOD!

Milena: Why am I not surprised?

Shelly: *unmutes* Oh shut up I was just speaking my truth!

Liam: Yeah, that’s the problem!

Shelly: Oh so Belinda, Katrina, and Mckenzie can make fun of me-the queen- for not having community tab, but when- when- AHHHHH

*Michelle is muted ×5*

Trish: Screaming is not getting you anywhere, Michelle.

Ara: did she say something racist?

Jake: It was bad grammar, lots of emojis, and straight up, unfiltered stupidity.

Liam: *in an annoyed, whiny tone* Micheeeelllluh!

Shelly: *unmutes* Whaaaaaaatuh?!

Liam: You're an idioooooooootuh!

Trish: Hold on, lemme mute her again.

Shelly: Wait, wait, wait, I'll be normal.

Trish: Ok, fine.

Mike: Throwback! Y'all remember when Derek bought a dollar?

Dar: He wha?

Derek: It was a good financial decision, ya know!

Terry: Yeah, yeah, if you purchase a dollar for three dollars, blah, blah, blah. It's still idiotic

Axel: Yah, seems like both twins aren't exactly helpful…

Connor: Hey! I saved you from that anomaly!

Axel: *sarcastically* Yeah, what a superhero…

Connor: Anything for me.

Mike: What?

Axel: Isn't it- Nevermind…

Holly: Y'all are weird.

*Awkward silence*

Ryan: Can we talk about how much Lydia sucks, and how I'm amazing?

Lydia: Maaaan, shut up, Ryan!

Ryan: But, that doesn't take MY feelings into account. What about me? Where's MY glaze? In my server, too? Really guys?

Trish: THIS ISN'T YOUR SEVER! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!

Rosie: Hey, Kamen, we don’t appreciate you being impolite in this chat. Maybe you should take others’ feelings into accou-

*Sad trombone starts playing*

Jess: What in the world was that?

Miles: What? It felt like a good opportunity, and I know my good opportunities.

Bella: Now let's all take this opportunity to end Shayla glaze

Hannah: So like, what is Shayla glaze?

Shay: Hell…

Kel-C: When I don't know sheet music, it's “Ooo, you should learn if you want to become a real musician, Kelsey.”

Liam: To be fair, you do go to a school where learning musical arts is a lot easi-

Kel-C: But when SHAYLA doesn't know sheet music, it's “Oh great goddess Shayla, you don't need to learn anything. You're great just the way you are.” Now how is that fair!?

Shay: I play from the heart, and if you claim to be so much better than I am, it'd stand to reason that you can at least read a scale!

Trish: Can't we just get to know each other?

Milena: Hey guyyyys. MagiGwen tried one of those dumb view-farming tactics on Youtube… and only got one single view her first time! Ha!

Chase: Didn't you steal her vid, Milena?

Leon: Miss Milena Roberts: Mooching on other success… even if it isn't successful. Ha!

Milena: Shut. Up.

MagiGwen: Hey, man! How about yah don’t steal my dang video! How about that, Haaah?

Alt: Not a good look, ‘Lena…

Milena: WhatEVER!!!

Shelly: Idiot out here stealing videos, Haha! *Music starts playing* Eh, eh, eh, my name's Michelle, Sam is mi-

*Michelle is muted ×6*

Sam: We AREN'T doing the Michelle rap, yo.

Trish: Hmm… I might need to make a video soon, lowkey.

Sam: Ooo yeah! get yourself out there, sis.

Jess: Ooo! I should highkey post my rat!

Jacob: No! You actually shouldn’t!

Jess: Hey! I know someone out there likes rats!

Kat: I do!

Ruby: I think they're cute, too. They're so small, and fluffy, and look so cuddly. Like whe-

Jess: THANK YOU!

Linda: That's because you are one.

Dar: Yeah, go back to crazy lane, ha!

*Awkward silence, a few coughs here and there*

Jacob: Yikes, this is why I don't take any of you guys seriously.

Joe: Dude, you have like… 7 opps.

Jacob: Meh… Magi, Alt, and Patrasha are the only enemies I really take seriously, the rest of them are just… there.

Phoebe: YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY ENEMIES, JACOB!

Jess: Yeah, you don't deserve enemies.

Phoebe: Yeah! *Quietly* I said it first!

Shelly: Ugh, suck ups. You're so obsessed, you need to stop being so obsessed over some guy.

Phoebe: You’re one to talk about guys.

Molly: Hold up, wha-

Linda: Octavious didn't like what you said about Helen, Jacob.

Rick: Yeah, he doesn't like anyone disrespecting his “Vamp-queen.”

Jacob: Yuck, will he back off it?

Helen: That kid makes me sick.

Suzy: Same! He hates me cause he thinks I'm taking Helen from him. Helen is only my bestie-westie. UwU

Phoebe: *Shudders*

Molly: Oh, get a room!

Helen: Please stop it, Suzanna!

Suzy: Okie, sowwy! OwO

Phoebe: OH MY GOD! Stop with the baby voice! It's horrible! It's embarrassing!

Molly: Like geez!

Suzy: Shut it, Molly!

Molly: Why was I targeted?

Suzy: I don't know, why were you speaking?

Kel-C: Hey, I'm back, had to piss. So let's have a nice, long conversation talking about how great I am!

Lydia: How about no!

Kel-C: Hehehe, you're funny. SIIIIIIKE! Did you fall for it?

Lydia: Wha-

Shay: Shut it Kelsey.

Linda: Kelsey, you're Treble Makers look like Kiss's younger, neglected cousin, Hugs.

Kel-C: *Gritting teeth* I believe you said that before, Smith.

Linda: And I'll say it again.

Dar: WOOOO! GO BELINDA!

Miles: YEAH! GO… away.

Linda: Real funny, Miles. Well, I suppose some people are natural born clowns. You even have the makeup for it.

Kel-C: Hey, hey, you're talking mighty tough to someone who knows your secret!

Linda: *Worried* Can you not do this in the VC? I bought you that strat, remember?

Kel-C: It's gonna take more than a guitar to silence me when you make fun of my gang..

Shay: You did it again! What are you talking about?

Bella: SiiiiLENCE! Shayla.

Hannah: Ooo, what's the secret?

*Steve joins the vc*

Steve: HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IT IS I, THE SPECTACULAR STEVE! MAGICIAN AND FRIEND TO ALL OF THE COOL PEOPLE!!!.. So a select few of you!

Jake: Ugh… Steven…

Steve: Don't act like my presence doesn't literally makes everything better, Carson!

Shelly: Hey Steeeeve, can me and Sam get married at your castle?

Steve: First off; no, I hate you. Second; The government took my castle after the Alt shenanigans, remember?

Shelly: Lame.

Steve: Definitely. Anyways, anyone wanna see a magi-

Derek & Connor: AAHH!! The government!!

Axel: Must we do this now?

Sam: AND I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED TO YOU!!!

Shelly: AAH-

*Michelle is muted ×7*

Hannah: God, that girl is annoying.

Jake: Honestly, we should just kick her

Magi: Ooo, ooo, can we kick Milena, too?

Jake: Hmm 🤔

Milena: NOOOO!!!

Shay: Uh oh, the beast is typing in the chat.

Barb: Lemme see… It says: “Sam is mine, Sam is mine, Sam is mind,” she mistyped, “Sam is mine, Sam is mine…” and it keeps going.

Ara: This Michelle lady seems to be very lovestick, how old is she?

Les: 17, apparently. Same age as most of us.

Ara: Oh really, I'm only a year older than you? I honestly thought she was 13.

Jake: She acts 5.

All: *murmurs in agreement*

*A voice from the background of Jake's audio can vaguely be heard*

Voice: 6… 7… 6… 7… 6… 7…

Jake: *Through gritted teeth* Connor, get oooouuuuut! *Jake's voice becomes more faint as he slams a door in the background* Sorry about that, that was the homeless man, Connor. Not to be confused with the Connor within this call.

Jacob: Bro, who's saying 67 in the grand 26?

Hannah: I honestly wouldn't be surprised if you did

Shelly: *unmutes* SHUT UP HANNAHHHHH!

Jacob: Yeah, you tell ‘em, Michelle, then be quiet for the rest of forever.

Hannah: You first, Bethany Dorkowitz, Rotisserie Robbins, Ampersand Anne, Tina Speed…

Shelly: YOU LEAVE TINA SPEED OUT OF THIS!!!

Mary: Ooo, drama!

Magi: Hey, that's my-

Mary: No, no it is not

Miranda: Oi, shut it, Mary. Your voice is bloody annoyin’

Mary: When did you get here!?

Miranda: Wherever Steve is, Im quick to follow.

Lydia: Simp…

Steve: Yeah yeah, ANYWAYS!!! Anyone wanna see a magic trick?

Jake: Will you make yourself disappear?

Steve: No, but I can pull a rabbit out of a hat.

Alt: I haven't talked in a while, let's fix that, shall we? Who's a fool and thinks they're better than I?

Jake: Well, I think-

Alt: No you don't.

Trish: Hey! We won in the end!

Holly: Oh yeah, I was there. I didn't defeat you or anything, but I helped too.

Leon: Oh man, remember Ilix?

Alt: Ehh, she wasn't very useful…

Holly: Aww man, I needed a good punching bag.

Alt: Yikes, you freak me out

Rick: I was also there, you aren't special. And I helped out more than you.

Shay: C'mon Derrick, let's not compare right now, we all helped in our own way.

Axel: Yeah! Stop being so rude to my gf.

Rick: Shut it, twinkle toes. She'd be better off with me anyway.

Holly: Umm, how about not?

Trish: How disrespectful, us girlfriends shouldn't be disrespected like this. *cough, cough,* Suzanna! *cough, cough.*

Suzy: Oh don't get uppity now, Pig-Chan! I only think Jake would wike some with more personality and style.

Trish: Well with too much personality, you'll end up like Michelle. And considering you hang out with her, maybe you two aren't so different after all.

*Silence, silence, and more silence, and then… Funkytown… again*

ALL: MOLLY!

Molly: Whaaat?

Ara: Well, this is a weird call…

*Awkward silence*

Kenzie: BELINDA’S A CHEATER!

All: Ooo!!!

Jacob: Old news.

Linda: ARE YOU- *sigh* It's not my fault they weren't up to my standards, what else was there to do?

Kat: Don't justify it, you sleaze! *mocking Belinda’s voice* “ThEy WeReN't Up To My StAnDeRdS.” “tHeY wErEn’T uP tO mY sTaNdErDs.”

*slight giggling from people in the call*

Ara: How despicable.

Linda: Shut it, rando, you don't know our lore. I'm way above them. I doubt you're taken yourself!

Ara: Well that may be true, but at least I haven't cheated!

Male: She can barely talk to a guy, let alone cheat on anyone.

Ara: Stay out of this, Caspian! Get out of my room!

Kenzie: The only boy she hasn't gotten her De'vil hands on is Derrick Bigghs. HE REJECTED HER!

*People start laughing*

Rick: Heh, I remember that.

Linda: *Embarrassed* Well I don't need him anyway!

Jake: He's your friend.

Milena: Oh Belinda, how desperate are you?

Daphne: Uhh, Melina?

Milena: What?

Magi: Hey, hey, Sue. (Milena) Yah is also a cheater, too. Ooo, bars. Chase left you, and now he's dating Abby.

Alt: And Leon lied and said he cheated, just so you'd break up with him cuz he didn't wanna do it himself.

Ara: W-wow.

Holly: Wow indeed.

Axel: Welcome to Mathis, kid.

Ara: I- ok…

Leon: I just wasn't feelin’ her anymore, no hard feelin's.

Mike: Speaking of girls, I'm thinking of getting a girl this sports season.

Jacob: Hmm… you think I should do that, too?

Hannah: Yikes, watch out ladies.

Jacob: Yikes, I don't see any boys swarming you, either.

Hannah: I don't need a relationship to be confident in myself!

Jacob: I dunno, big dawg? The way you talk about Trish’s relationship, you sound mighty insecure.

Phoebe: YES! Uh, I mean. Only if you want to.

Jess: Well, if you do, it should be someone you know and trust.

Phoebe: Hahaha! You're funny.

Jess: What?

Helen: Phoebe, please…

Phoebe: Whatever is platonic should stay that way. *quietly* So back off.

Jess: What was that?

Phoebe: Oh, don't worry about it.

Ryan: Phoebes of that perk, lowkey.

Bella: Am I pregn-

Kel-C: No, you aren't

Bella: Ok.

Jake: Ok, did everyone speak yet?

Suzy: Lilly-Anne hasn't yet!

Liam: Uhh, Lilly-Anne isn't into VC calls with strangers..

Kat: And Brian isn't here today.

Shelly: *Sighs in relief*

Jess: Anyone wanna see my cockroaches?

Lydia! EWWW!!!

Amy: You and me both! Omg, gross!

Lydia: Roaches remind me of Wilma Weirdavich.

Steve: Ugh, don't remind me of Vamperic!

Ara: Wait, what?

Trish: What if he posts it to youtube?

Jacob: He did.

Jake: No, the other universe Youtube, with that Naomi girl.

Trish: Yikes! I can't let people know of Tilly Triagan!

Liam: Or Arther Nerdwick….

Shelly: …Bethany Dorkowitz…

Jake: …Levi Stevenson…

Hannah: …Ashley Bratson…

Shay: …DJ Fresh-beat Big-noise…

Jacob: Eh, I think the world should know of Derek Devilmuch.

*Silence, silence, and more silence. But now*

Mary: Anyone wanna play Kahoot?

*Everyone cheers*

THE END