I tried my best to fit my version of Kirk into the lore...

(This separate from the Souldealer Kirk in my canon but it is the same one).

So around 2004, officials at Nick made a kid-friendly villain version of Kirk. Well Kirk as Keaton found out about it and destroyed (almost) every bit of evidence of it so Nick would have that plan failed.

Kirk didn't destroy the cardboard cutout but he did make it anomalous. Everytime someone walks by it or takes a picture of it with flash on, it temporarily changes into something ominous. (Kinda like the cardboard cutouts in FNAF Security Breach).

Nickelodeon put the cardboard cutout away from the workers so they don't have to deal with it scaring employees.

If we do add him I'd like the cardboard cutout to be done in someone's style ig. He doesn't have to be in the game but I like the idea.