I look back at this edit and think: "What the heck was I doing with my life back then?"

Phone Guy: *Comes into the room*

Old Sport right after blowing up the urinal:

"Dave, why are you wearing toast?"

"What do you mean, Phoney?"

"I mean you're wearing toast instead of your badge"

"..."

Some things never change...

Dave in UCN:

Salamence, from Pokémon

Everybody gangsta until the 5G tower turns into a badly made man behind the slaughter

Dave is asserting dominance.

I’ve been so wanting to pen this promo card for years - and now it’s finally happn'd!

iFeeeL... ReLeaf'D 

This is truly a good game I swear it is.