Alexfancypants fans waiting for Alexfancypants: The Movie to finally come out be like:

NEW GAMEJOLT DRAMA!!!! @dotist COPIED FIVE NIGHTS AT ALEX'S

I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND, BUT THEN HE BETRAYED ME LIKE LIKE THIS

BRO

I WAS SO STRESSED BY CAPCUT GETTING BANNED

AND THIS IS WHAT THEY PRESENT ME?!?!?!??!?!

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

TF YOU MEAN TOO MANY REQUESTS?!??!?!??

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

What my penis wants to do after I finish jorkin' it for the 4th time in a row but then my favorite yuri hen tie artist posts again and I grab the lotion and tissue box:

"I wanna kill some guy named David"

Some guy named David

I hope this works

"Hey buddy, it's me... remember..? You declined my offer, and it was gonna be millions. Something that would be worth using to ugrade your... "tech"... but instead, i'm left with a decline. You know how much I hate declined offers that are good? heheh"