Heyo it's 3 am, I'm arg solving with artsy on this person @lxs-gdqif and apparently nobody solved his description so I just put it into a hexadecimal converter and here's what came up with...

Hey, quick question, WHAT THE SHIT HELL JUST HAPPENED, AND WHAT IS THAT DECK

Look. Look and TRY to tell me this chicken ain't the cutest thing you've ever seen. (Read more)

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@dig1pumpkin

I agree with sheepy

I AM NOT A MORON

Bro seriously

Caution

Happy Valentine’s Day! @OperaGX dropped the Valentine’s-inspired game Maximum Load. Guide PC Man through a satisfying install. 🥵

2 quests celebrating the game have entered your log! Play #MaximumLoad here: https://bit.ly/maximumload

WE WIN THESE!!!!