Ricky-Mouse Is a Mouse that lives In Best-homia, He is also a god
Ricky-mouse has been around for so long he can't remember where or when he came from. but he dont care, he can eat cheese all day if he wants too!
He likes to sit on things and just hang out.
His favourite thing in the world is his best friend: Photo-Negative-Ricky, who has tryed to kill him 99999 times!
But Ricky-mouse has always come back because plot armor.
Ricky-mouse goes to see his his best friend: Photo-Negative-Ricky. When he gets there he sees that the castle of Photo-Negative-Ricky has turned into cheese! Ricky-mouse was so shocked by this he fell off a building and died...
Ricky-mouse wakes up with his head in a bucket of water!
"Please tell me what's happening?" "nah" Pallmellow said.
"What do you mean 'nah'?" "I don't know why I'm telling you anything." Ricky-mouse said angrily.
Pallmellow laughed. "Your so stupid" he said.
Ricky-mouse looked at him weirdly.
"What?" he asked.
Ricky-mouse shook his head. "No, it just looks like you're going through puberty," Ricky-mouse explained. "Im A fucking tree" screamed Pallmellow.
Ricky-mouse felt bad for him so he told him everything that happened after he hit the ground.
"Wow" said Pallmellow. "I would have never guessed that in a million years!" Ricky-mouse Then flew to the castle of Photo-Negative-Ricky and entered. When he did, he saw a big pile of cheese! It was so delicious! He ate it all! All except for a little bit of cheese left on the top!
When he finished eating, Photo-Negative-Ricky attacked Ricky-mouse! They fought for a while but then Ricky-mouse remembered what happened before.
"Oh yeah!" "Ya," shouted Pallmellow. "You can turn into a bat!" Ricky-mouse turned into a nuke instead, and flew into the sky.
Ricky-mouse came back to earth and landed on the side of the castle of Photo-Negative-Ricky. He sat there and watched as they battled.
Galena was almost defeated when she used her ultimate skill: turn into spagetti! She then proceeded to turn into spagetti and was eaten by the crystal dragon!
Ricky-mouse smiled and flew home. He had a new best friend: A Tree named Pallmellow! but then he realised Pallmellow was dead!
Ricky-mouse was sad and started crying. His tears made the forest grow! He cried for 2 seconds before forgoting who Pallmellow was.
The next morning, Ricky-mouse woke up in the volcano, culmina crater, where he had fallen asleep. He looked down and noticed he was in lava!
He ran away from the volcano quickly. He wasn't able to because he tripped over a rock and fell on a ground. He was dead. but he wasnt because plot armor.
Ricky-mouse woke up in the middle of nowhere. He got a strange feeling in his stomach. He stood up. Suddenly, there was a flash of light! And suddenly he was outside of the volcano. SV stared at Ricky-mouse, she was annoyed.
"Why are you here?" she asked.
Ricky-mouse didn't even look at her. Instead, he walked straight into culmina crater!
SV followed.
Suddenly a flash of light appeared! It was Galena! She was fighting the crystal dragon! SV snapped the crystal dragon's neck and moved on.
Ricky-mouse looked at Galena. She was so ugly, he could barely stand it! But then he remembered he was a god. He closed his eyes and
In an instant, Galena became a cheese cake!
Ricky-mouse then eat the cheese cake.
After eating the cheese cake, Ricky-mouse flew to the castle of photo negative Ricky. He went inside and saw a giant pile of cheese! He ate it all! All except for some cheese that was hanging off the roof! SV slapped Ricky-mouse across the face.
"Hey! You can't eat his cheese!" she yelled.
"Whats wrong?" Ricky-mouse asked.
"I said you can't eat his cheese!" she screamed. "Well....." Ricky-mouse replied. "Its delicious!"
"Thats not cheese its nukes!" she said.
"Fine" Ricky-mouse said.
"Now hurry up and help me!" Galena said.
"Okay" Ricky-mouse said.
He flew to the crystal dragon and transformed into a giant nuke! SV snapped the giant nuke's neck. When the crystal dragon fell to the ground, Ricky-mouse dropped it and ran into the castle of photo negative Ricky.
When he got inside, SV was waiting for him.
"Oi! What have you done?" she asked.
"I've helped Galena!" Ricky-mouse said.
"How?" she asked.
"By turning her into a cheese cake!" "..." SV said.
"That sounds delicious!" she said.
"What? Your not mad?" Ricky-mouse asked.
"i could care less" she said.
"Good."
Ricky-mouse flew out of the castle of Photo Negative Ricky and then flew into the castle of Photo Negative Ricky.
"Welcome" Photo Negative Ricky. said.
"Hey! I know you!" Ricky-mouse said.
"What do you want?" Photo Negative Ricky asked.
"We need your help" Ricky-mouse said.
"Why should I help you?"
"Because the super evil mickey mouse is copy right striking everything!" Ricky-mouse replied.
"You mean copyright striking" photo negative Ricky corrected.
"thats what i said" Ricky-mouse said. "If you don't help us i will be sued! i'll lose my house!"
Ricky-mouse then pointed to a picture of himself on the wall.
"I will sue you for copyright striking" he said.
photo negative Ricky laughed.
"Well.i got an idea." photo negative Ricky said.
He then took a mirror off the wall and threw it to Ricky-mouse!
Ricky-mouse caught the mirror.
When he looked in the mirror, he saw that he was actually at the window! He was so surprised he fell over!
"What the hell!" He yelled.
Then he saw SV in the town! She snapped the neck of the super evil mickey mouse!
Ricky-mouse then ran to SV and grabbed her hand.
"I knew you were alive!" he said.
She stared at him, Dumbfounded.
"you stupid?" she asked.
"yes" he replied.
"gods can't die idiot" she said.
"Yeah, but I'm having a hard time defeating the crystal dragon" he said.
"i've killed that stupid dragon 5 times!?" she shouted.
"I know, but this time it's really tough!"
"so what do you think we should do about it?" she asked.
"I was thinking... maybe a portal?"
"thats stupid" she said.
"Well I've already tried that!" I said.
"who the hell are you?" she asked.
"A god" I said.
"im not buying it" she said.
"Alright, fine! How bout this? I'll make the crystal dragon go away!" I replied.
SV smiled "no you dumb shit" she said.
"What?" I asked.
Ricky-mouse then banned you with his Ban-chainsaw!
Ricky-mouse quickly ran to the castle of photo negative Ricky and stapped you to a nuke.
Then he sent you to venus.
***
The next morning, Ricky-mouse woke up on the edge of a cliff. He looked down and saw the village of Slippery Waters Village. He was staring at the cheese castle.
It was huge! It was covered in cheese! It was so awesome!
He jumped off the cliff and flew to the castle. There he found Galena and the crystal dragon.
They were battling each other. (again.)
"Ahhh!" screamed Galena.
"What's wrong?" Ricky-mouse asked.
Galena pointed to the crystal dragon and then turned her attention back to Ricky-mouse.
Meanwhile SV was watching the fight from the floating Sky-Cannon.
"What do you think you're doing?" she yelled.
Ricky-mouse turned around and saw SV. "Sorry" he said.
"Just keep up the good work!" she yelled back.
Ricky-mouse flew to the crystal dragon and transformed into a tank that fires artilary cannons. He then fired it at the crystal dragon.
The artilary cannon hit the crystal dragon and knocked it down.
"Nice!" Galena said.
Ricky-mouse turned back into Ricky-mouse and went inside the castle of photo negative Ricky. (again)
He walked into the kitchen where he saw a bunch of cheese. He decided to eat it. But something was different! The cheese was moving!
Ricky-mouse turned around and saw a giant robot made of ghosts! It was trying to kill him!
Ricky-mouse ran to the dungeon to escape, but then he heard a voice.
"Holy crap!" he yelled.
He looked behind him and saw the ghost of his best friend: Pallmellow!
Ricky-mouse was so surprised he fell over.
"How did you get here!?" he asked.
"I died." Pallmellow replied.
"oh i guess that makes sense" Ricky-mouse said happily.
"So... how did you die?" Ricky-mouse asked.
"I fell off a cliff" Pallmellow replied.
"that was funny." Ricky-mouse said.
"Actually, it wasn't." Pallmellow replied.
"But I still thought it was pretty damn funny" Ricky-mouse said.
"acually.. im going to eat your brains" Pallmellow said.
"No! Please don't!" Ricky-mouse pleaded.
Pallmellow opened Ricky-mouse's head.... but there was no brain inside.
"You have no brain!" Pallmellow said.
"makes sense" Ricky-mouse said.
Ricky-mouse then grapped his trusty Ban-Chainsaw and attacked Pallmellow! Pallmellow was banned!
Ricky-mouse ran to the castle of photo negative Ricky.
He ran inside and saw Photo Negative Ricky.
"Hello there!" he said.
"I'm looking for food" Ricky-mouse said.
"Food? In here?" Photo Negative Ricky asked.
"Yes!" Ricky-mouse replied.
"okay" Ricky-mouse said.
He ran to the kitchen and grabbed a big plate of cheese. (again!)
While he was eating, he looked out the window. He saw SV fighting the crystal dragon again!
"SV!" Ricky-mouse shouted.
Ricky-mouse ran outside and waved to SV!
"What do you want?" SV asked.
"I just wanted to say hi!" Ricky-mouse replied.
"Can't you see I'm busy?" SV asked.
"Oh come on!" Ricky-mouse said.
Suddenly a giant monster appeared in front of SV and started attacking her!
"Get out of here" she yelled.
SV turned around and saw Ricky-mouse waving.
"What are you doing here?" she asked.
"Going to help you" he replied.
Ricky-mouse quickly ran to the stairs of the casle but he tripped and fell down 999999 flights of stairs.
Suddenly Ricky-mouse woke up in the graveyard!
"Ow!" he said.
Suddenly he saw Digathal standing beside him. She was looking at a gravestone and crying.
"Digathal?" Ricky-mouse asked. "what's wrong?"
"My dad is missing" he cried.
"why? what happened?" Ricky-mouse asked.
"he when to buy milk and never retured" he replied.
"lol" Ricky-mouse said.
"you think thats funny?" she asked.
Ricky-mouse looked at the gravestone. It read 'Teddybear'
"Im not a Teddybear" he said.
"yes you are" Digathal replied.
"ill ban ya with my Ban-Chainsaw if you say that again" Ricky-mouse said.
"fine!" she said.
Ricky-mouse quickly ran to the castle of photo negative Ricky. (For the tenth time)
"Hello there!" he said.
"Hey" Photo Negative Ricky said.
Ricky-mouse ran to the kitchen and grabbed a plate of cheese.
Then he looked out the window and saw the crystal dragon!
"What do you want?" Photo Negative Ricky asked.
"I just wanted to say hi!" Ricky-mouse replied.
"Yeah" Photo Negative Ricky said.
"How many times have you been here?" Photo Negative Ricky asked.
"I lost count" Ricky-mouse said.
While Ricky-mouse was eating the cheese, he heard a voice.
"Ricky-mouse!" it said.
He looked up and saw a giant robot made of ghosts!
"Ouch!" Ricky-mouse said. not being hit
The giant robot grabbed him and threw him into a cage.
The robot took Ricky-mouse to an arena where hundreds of people were cheering.
"What do you want?" Ricky-mouse asked.
"I'm here to test you!" the ghost of the gym teacher said.
"test me?" Ricky-mouse asked.
"Of course!" the ghost said.
"ok" "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start." the ghost said.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Ricky-mouse screamed as he is scared of FitnessGram™ Pacer Tests.
"BEGIN" The ghost said.
Ricky-mouse ran to the starting line and started running.
The first thing he noticed was his feet didn't touch the ground. They were floating in mid air!
"ahhhhhhhhhh" Ricky-mouse screamed as he fell to his death.
After falling for like 10 minutes, Ricky-mouse finally stopped when he landed on a pile of manure.
"Ahhhhhhhh" Ricky-mouse cried.
"Guess what." The ghost said.
"What?" Ricky-mouse cried.
"you were canceled on Twitter dot com," The ghost said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Ricky-mouse cried.
"Now you are banned from the Internet, forever." the ghost said.
"That doesn't even make sense!" Ricky-mouse said.
"Yes it does" the ghost said.
"Bullshit" Ricky-mouse said.
just then SV appeared and snapped the ghost's neck.
"Idiot! I told you to stay away from him!" SV yelled.
"Aw shit" Ricky-mouse said.
"Look, I can explain everything" SV said.
"no you cant" Ricky-mouse said.
"I'll tell you what happened" SV said.
"you exploded, this is a dream." SV said.
"No its not a dream" Ricky-mouse replied.
"Yes it is" SV replied.
"Ill ban you with my Ban-Chainsaw if you dont shut up"
"Try me bitch." SV replied.
"Fine" Ricky-mouse said.
Ricky-mouse ran to the castle of photo negative Ricky. (for the second time)
"Hello there!" Ricky-mouse said.
"Hey" Photo Negative Ricky replied.
"Im sorry about the other day" Ricky-mouse said.
"It's okay" Photo Negative Ricky replied.
"You know what?" Photo Negative Ricky said.
"What?" Ricky-mouse asked.
"im gonna go buy some milk." Photo Negative Ricky said.
"NOOOO!!! YOULL NEVER RETURN FROM GETTING THE MILK" Ricky-mouse said.
"You're right" Photo Negative Ricky said.
"And im going to get a bucket of chocolate milk too" Photo Negative Ricky said.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" Ricky-mouse yelled.
"Yeah yeah" Photo Negative Ricky said.
"Stay away from my best friend or ill ban you with my Ban-Chainsaw" Ricky-mouse said.
"Oh, i see youre getting smart" Photo Negative Ricky said.
"Haha! You're so dumb" Ricky-mouse said.
Just then a giant robot appeared and started attacking Photo Negative Ricky.
Ricky-mouse grabbed his trusty Ban-Chainsaw and ran to the battle.
He jumped onto the robot and stabbed it.
"Go ahead and try to attack me with that" he said.
"AWWWW SHIT" the robot said.
"yeah you suck" Ricky-mouse replied.
The robot then died of depression.
Ricky-mouse ran to the castle of photo negative Ricky. (again!)
He ran to the kitchen and grabbed a plate of cheese.
As soon as he grabbed it, he noticed that it was moving!
"What the hell!?" he asked.
When he looked closer, he saw Ricky-The-second inside!
"Holy crap!" Ricky-the-second said.
"Whats going on here?" Ricky-mouse asked.
"Its you!" Ricky-the-second said.
"Yes it is" Ricky-mouse replied.
"Well I came back to life and I got to live with you!" Ricky-the-second said.
"Yeah, you already lived with me" Ricky-mouse said.
"No, I mean, I died in the castle of photo negative Ricky" Ricky-the-second said.
"Oh yeah, you did" Ricky-mouse said.
"Yeah, I remember now" Ricky-the-second said.
"Wow! You really do suck" Ricky-mouse said.
just then SV came crashing into the room followed by the crystal dragon.
"Why do we have to fight?" Ricky-the-second asked.
"Because youre stupid" Ricky-mouse said.
"Do you know how much I hate you?" Ricky-the-second asked.
"Yup" Ricky-mouse replied.
"I'd rather die than ever go near you" Ricky-the-second said.
"Same" Ricky-mouse said.
the crystal dragon then smashed the fruit bowl
"on second thought" Ricky-the-second said.
"No! I don't want to die!" Ricky-mouse said.
"Too bad" the crystal dragon said.
Ricky-the-second then screamed and ran away.
"He's gone!" Ricky-mouse said.
"DAMMIT!" the crystal dragon yelled.
SV then appeared out of nowhere and stabed into the crystal dragon.
"OWWWWWW!" the crystal dragon yelled.
"Whoa! That hurt!" the crystal dragon said.
"Do you know any jokes?" the crystal dragon asked.
"Yeah" SV said.
"Did you hear about the dragon who died?" SV asked.
"NO!" the crystal dragon replied.
"well, he was you" SV said.
"wait, what?" the crystal dragon asked.
"Wait, what?" Ricky-mouse asked.
The crystal dragon began to laugh hysterically because it had no idea what was going on.
SV was not amused.
"I'm sorry, that you're a pathetic waste of space" SV said.
"Thanks for the support" the crystal dragon replied.
"I hope you die" SV said.
"You wish" the crystal dragon replied.
Just then Ricky-mouse came into the room wearing a black cape and a red mask.
"it is me, Pricky Mouse" Ricky-mouse yelled.
"Nice costume" the crystal dragon said.
"Cant you tell?" Ricky-mouse asked.
"No" the crystal dragon replied.
Ricky-mouse was not happy with that answer.
"lets just kill him" Ricky-mouse said.
"I agree" the crystal dragon replied.
"Wait...what?" Ricky-mouse said.
"I would like to say one last thing before I die" the crystal dragon said.
"fuck you." SV said before killing the crystal dragon for good.
"Wow! You guys are way more powerful than me!" Ricky-mouse said.
"No, no, no! Wait a minute!" Ricky-mouse said.
"Shoot!" Ricky-mouse said.
"What is it?" SV asked.
"I forgot something important!" Ricky-mouse said.
"What?" SV asked.
"There is still one person out there who hates me more than anyone else" Ricky-mouse said.
"What?" SV asked.
"The one and only, the most hated person in the world!" Ricky-mouse said.
SV looked around and realized that there was no one else.
"Where is he?" SV asked.
"In my imagination" Ricky-mouse said.
"Impossible!" SV said.
"How do you figure?" Ricky-mouse asked.
SV looked at Ricky-mouse and then looked again.
"There he is!" SV said.
"Who?" Ricky-mouse asked.
"Your Imaginary Friend!" SV said.
"No he isn't" Ricky-mouse said.
"Yes he is!" SV said.
"How can you be sure?" Ricky-mouse asked.
"Because Im talking to him right now!" SV replied.
"Hes just a figment of your imagination" Ricky-mouse replied.
"You should talk to your imaginary friend more often" SV said.
"If hes so imaginary, why are you seeing him?" Ricky-mouse asked.
Just then Bre the apple tree busts down the doors of the room screaming: Chicken strips!!!!!
THE END
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