YO FAKE NUFF

YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH

BUT ACTUALLY YOU'RE ROUGH

YO BRAIN IS SCUFFED

BOI SHUT YO ASS UP NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID

WHEN YOU WALK IN A FOREST ALL OF THE TREES BECOME DREAD

YOU LIVE IN YO GRANDPA'S SHED

99% PERCENT OF YOUR BRAINCELLS INSIDE YOUR HEAD ARE FUCKING DEAD

YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU COULDN'T EVEN MAKE A HAM AND CHEESE SPREAD

YO ASS WAS POSTED ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND EVERY GOVERNMENT SAW YOU MAKING YOU A NATIONWIDE THREAT

YOU LOST A ARM WRESTLING MATCH TO A SLOTH YOU PLED

INFACT YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU WERE THE MOST SEARCHED THING ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB

YOU AIN'T GOT ATLEAST ONE FRIEND

YOU GOT A ROAD SIGN SPECIFICALLY MADE FOR YOU ACROSS YO ROAD SAYING "UGLY MAN INSIDE HIS HOUSE AHEAD"

WHEN PEOPLE SEE YOU, THEY BELIEVE YOU'RE A CRACKHEAD

YO MOM IS BRAINDEAD

YOU WERE NEAR A KID AND THAT KID GOT DEPRESSED

NO ONE LIKES YOU INCLUDING YOUR CHARACTER.AI GIRLFRIEND

IMAGINE PRETENDING TO BE A GROOMER, GET A LIFE AND TAKE A SHOWER INSTEAD

YOU WENT TO A PARTY AND THAT PARTY GOT ATTACKED BY A FIGHTER JET

YOU CAN'T LET GO OF ANY TECH

YOU'RE SO FAT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT OVERFED

YOUR DAD'S DIET IS CIGARETTES

YO UGLY ASS POSTED A PICTURE OF YOURSELF AND GOT DOXXED BY THE INTERNET

YOU'RE SO STUPID YOU CAN'T EVEN SING THE ALPHABET

THE ONLY ONE WHO TOUCHES YOU IS YOUR SILHOUETTE

YOU SAID "THE WORLD WILL FEAR ME AFTER THIS!!" THEN YOU STARTED TO PLAY CALL OF DUTY WITH A CLARINET

YOUR FAMILY TREE AIN'T PERFECT

YOUR SISTER STUCK A FORK ON A OUTLET

I PREDICT THAT ON YO FUNERAL, YOU WILL HAVE NO GUESTS

YOU WERE RUNNING AND PEOPLE AROUND YOU BROKE THEIR LEG

YOU'RE SO UGLY NOT EVEN A SPIDER WOULD LET YOU TOUCH THEIR WEB

THE BANK SAW YOU AND DECIDED TO PUT YOU IN DEBT