Segment 5

Section 38.5(The break Section)

Vinbi | for once we made it to the arma zone…

Arma | wow… looks like you passed one of the longest segments of the entire armageddon!!

Lukeself | yeah the funny part is that contemptias just bursted out in anger lol

Arma | I don't really care about contemptias after all so…

Bf | shit just gets boring and tiring over and over and over, man i need a break from this…

Arma | you know what that’s a good idea. How about break time will do?

Vinbi | Oh, a break? Amazing!

Arma | you guys will have a 20 minute break since i “MAYBE” ran out of ideas on how long are you guys are going to take a break for so it’s just that.

Bf | ok

Arma | see you all after the break she teleports the gang to the break room

20 minute break (no one’s talking to each other cuz they’re resting their voices, plus they are laying down in a big ahh bed in arma’s break room)

Arma | break time is over, you ready for the next one?

Vinbi | yeah sure

Bf | we all had a good rest so we are ready…

Arma | that’s what i like to hear… also look out for luke because he has generated something more awful but sometimes unoriginal… and the worst part? He generated a sona section so you must stay safe from them.

Lucas | trust me we’ll get that fucking strange corny copy of me gone for good

Arma | welp see you at the end of the segment byeeeeeeeee

Section 39(Canon True Expunged Section)

[Reality mixing]

Zerena | what is this place? I never honestly knew anything about it, but is it-

Vinbi | yes i’m sure this is a fucking canon zone maybe that’s why this is a expunged realm

Expunged | HEY YOU CHEATERS!!!

Lucas | MF HUH???

Expunged | your dumbasses are wanted for pressing 7

Hortas | i don’t know wtf are you talking about though we never fucking pressed 7 before or something

Expunged | WELL GUESS WHAT HOTASS YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!

hotass(Get good Hortas) | did someone say hotass???

Expunged | AAAAAAAAAA GET OUT GET OUT GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!!!!

*Expunged eviscerates Hotass*

Valid | bro shitpunged there was no need for that

Expunged | IF YOU WON'T LEAVE THEN I WILL HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Expunged downloads every au character*

Vinbi | oh no…

Sub-Section 1(VD Sides)

Vinbi | ok we’re starting off with my remake canon bullshit this is just great.

Canon Expunged + VD sides expunged

They transform into their Unfairness form*

Vd styled Bambi + VD Styled Dave

Vd Sides Bandu

Sub-Section 2(Through the demolished)

Lucas | ok let’s see they look inventially something i mad- wait if this is a sub-section based on MY remake canon lore then… i don’t have anything to say…

T.T.D Manbi + T.T.D Jeremy

T.T.D Hortas interrupts

T.T.D Anthony

T.T.D Conbi + Zeezuis

Sub-Section 3(Galactic Wyward)

Lukeself | AND MY REMAKE CANON LORE TOO???

GW Michael

GW lincoln

He transforms into Phase 2

GW [REDACTED]

Canon Unfairness Expunged interrupts

Sub-Section 4

Vinbi | i wonder what’s the next set of opponents for this “next sub-section” and i swear if verse is in this i’m fucking killing luke for this.

Zerena | oh god is he gonna misuse him now?

Vinbi | idk like emanbi isn’t even in our side but if he was i’d tell him

Ethan | Oh Hi Guys(WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM-)

Sub-Section 4.5(From the Diaries aka my au)

FTD Alfapati + FTD Zxzrtzzn

Ommeta interrupts

Holya

Yeanna + Providar

Sub-Section 5(The final)

True Expunged + EVERYONE

True Expunged | GRGRGRGRGRGRGSHXJC9S0W029W0100W0W0D0D9DOXOSOW0WPW

Vinbi | Dude chillax dude

True Expunged | THAT'S IT I'M DONE WITH THIS BULLSHIT

Bf | Welp were fucked

*Before true expunged kills them someone Cool kills him*

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B-sides bf | What's with all the fucking dramatic entrence here-

Section 40(The peakest section of the dave and bambi Community)

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Vinbi | OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT TITTLE??????????????

Coc-K | brah it's tuff as shit

The Ultimate True Awaken Awaken True Bangscopoliophobiamainais Of The All Seeing Omnipotent God Worlds Of The Supreme | Hi guys nyah!! ( ＾ω＾ )

Coc | my god twin calm down

The Ultimate True Awaken Awaken True Bangscopoliophobiamainais Of The All Seeing Omnipotent God Worlds Of The Supreme | Oh right… ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS TIME FOR THE WORLD’S PEAKEST ARMAGEDDON SECTION IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!

Ethan | Was that suppose to make me goon or smth

The Ultimate True Awaken Awaken True Bangscopoliophobiamainais Of The All Seeing Omnipotent God Worlds Of The Supreme | yesss yesss reaaallyyy

Valid | oh god i don’t know you all i’m escpaing

Coc - k | buddy if you leave right now I'll truly make you what pain actually feels like

Valid | AAAAAA- 🦜

Lucas | Blud got so scared that he transforms into a bird

Sub-Section 1

Jester

Dave × Bambi Shipping Cute

Dave but Awesome + Swag Bambi + Dave's awesome son

True Cosbi interrupts

Origin Supernovae joins

Sub-Section 2

Pancreas failure

Banbi

Poid + Commi + Beh

Shitlid Interrupts

Lucas Phase 0

Banebi Phase 2 + Femboy Banebi

Sub-section 3

IHATEFUNEREAL Funeralbi

Chibi

Banbi Phase 3

Flatfuck Dinglecousin

He just fucking explodes

Sub-Section 4

The joke terminaphobes

Habii(Habitation Conbi)

Karen Conbi

Sub-Section 5

Comically Overpowered Conbi + The Ultimate True Awaken Awaken True Bangscopoliophobiamainais Of The All Seeing Omnipotent God Worlds Of The Supreme + EVERYONE

Meanwhile

Section Opal(The Opal city residents encounter)

[Opalescent]

migrathorios then finally gets to the opal city

Migrathorios | finally that bus trip was very long… now from what i’ve heard they must be in the opal park so i’ll just get there.

He enters the opal park

Migrathorios | ahhhh yes, such a relaxing place to come to.

Prism | oh hey! We meet again migrathorios.

Migrathorios | yes, by the way have you seen a familiar person called luke and his goons? Because uhh…

Quincy | you mean him? Well i've seen his minions talking about a heart of something…

Snowcone | didn’t he already get the thing?

Migrathorios | I'm not sure but let’s just look for him.

Section 41(,Zalgomation Conbi and Dreambi True form Section)

[WAKE UP wake up, GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP, HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE UP hide the scars to the fade away the WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE, HERE YOU GO CREATE ANOTHER FABLE YOU WANTED TO, GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP YOU WANTED TO, HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE UP YOU WANTED TO, WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE YOU WANTED TO] (ts a joke name btw)

Lukeself | HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK NAMES A DREAM SECTION LIKE THIS???

Dreambi | blame someone to the fact that they name those dream section nowadays instead of just “wake up”.

Zerena | oh hey there, uhhh vinbi doesn’t like how you have a conbi leading this.

Vinbi | yeah, like a conbi that leads the section should’ve been replaced with that one redacted form from imprisonment or whatever that’s called

Dreambi | come on a conbi in a dream section can’t be THAT bad

Weirdcore Bambi

Lucid + Brent

Triumph

Isait Joins

The Aui Guys

Spaci + Spave + Trulls

DEATH(Crestfallen to the point of rage bambi) Interrupts

Zalgomation Conbi + Dreambi True form + EVERYONE

Section L-5(Since Section 26 was kinda like Section L-4)

Vinbi | god damn it it’s this again, wait…

Lucas | what?

Vinbi | ain’t this supposed to be your dimension or somethi-

Lucas | no that place feels different compared to my dimension.

Bambtholomew | if i remember correctly, we are at LTM’s dimension and i’m sure he’s going to kick our asses again.

Lucas | ME???

Bambtholomew | no the other you

Valid | bamber i’m really sure that luke isn’t actually called LTM so idk what are you saying.

Bambtholomew | 1. My name’s bambtholomew and 2. Oh shit i didn’t knew-

Lucas | welp whatever in that case let’s just-

Luke | well well well, and look who we have here… the lukebi who thinks he’s LITERALLY better than me!

Lucas | my name is lucas you prick who looks like me from temu

Luke | AAHHHHH STOP STOP STOP, STOP CALLING ME TEMU LUCAS I HATE THIS SHIT!

Bambtholomew | Dude can you like stop-

Luke | I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, YOU RETARDED BARTHOMOLEW AHH FAG-

Hortas | woah woah luke you can’t say that it is really offensive

Luke | OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP NBVKJ;LBVCNL;’KVBNCL;K’VBNCKL’;BVNCKL’;VBCK’L;BV’KL;KL’;VKL’;VBCKL’;VBKL’;VCKL’;VBCKL’;CVBKL’;LK;’DGFL;’KDFGL’;GDF’L;KGDF’LK;DFL;K’DFGDFTDHGGFGHDJ

Lukeself | OK SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! let me ask a question.

Luke | I already know what you're doing and…….

*Luke then transforms into Z form*

Luke Z | THIS!!

Lucas | oh so you just copying the jasteglau and formbi forms i lowkey thought you were going to create something worst or something like that. You see i USED to have those forms but now i’m done with them since i want to be an actual good person this time around.

Luke Z | ooohhhhhhh lucas… i bet you’re just gonna be REAL turned on, huh?

Bf | holy shit we need popcorns and chairs

Banjex | got you bro

*Popcorns and chairs appears*

Zerena | where did those popcorns and chairs even came from?

Banjex | i just gave it all to you ig bk;k;lb’k;l’;lk’xc;lbkxc;lk[hkgh[khrke[erty

*bamjex goes away*

Lucas | you know what? HOW ABOUT WE JUST PUT THIS SHIT INTO AN END!

Sub-Section 0(You play as True Lucas)

Luke

He transforms into Phase 2

Then Phase 3

Then Phase 4

Then phase 5

Sub-Section 1

Luke Z

Providence Luke

Luke Y

Denouement Luke + Fallen Luke interrupts

Exodus Luke + EVERYONE

Sub-Section 2

Condescending Luke + Contentment Luke + Contemptuous Luke + Contumelious Luke

Harmonic Luke joins

Harmonization Luke + Antipatement Luke

Congregate Luke + Advertisement(New apostle) Luke + Encompassed Luke(New cantonment)

Celestial Luke interrupts(New resolution)

Sub-Section 3

Denouement Luke + Fallen Luke(Round 2)

They combined into Destination Luke

Luke X + Expiracion Luke + Lukenull(Annul Luke)

Quke(Luke Q) + Cataclysm Luke + Phobos Luke

Constellation Luke joins

Luke Phase 6 + Origin Constellation Luke

Sub-Section 4

Luke Phase 0

Luke Phase 0.5 + Luke Phase 0.8

Hazardous Luke interrupts

The elemantal lukes joins

True Quke

Qukill(Quill Luke)

He transforms into his true form

Sub-Section 5

Lukescar + Lukan(Astraly Luke) + Afterlife Luke

Lohi(Heavenly Harmony luke) Joins and the Terminaphoba lukes transforms into there true form

Lukesumurono + Lucified Terminaphoba Lukes

Dichotomies Luke + Heatwave Luke

Contenpural Luke joins

Sub-Section 6

SUB-SUB-SECTION 1

Agonization Luke

Luke Phase 7

Cobalt Luke

Yet Another Luke

Apocalyptic Luke

SUB-SUB-SECTION 2(Valid true form joins luke)

Luke Phase 8 + Luke Phase 8.5 + Luke Phase 8.75

Wuke(Luke W) + Luke ??? + Luke White

The Sequence lukes

They all get possed

Lukefertu

Luker(Healler) + Superstar Sequence Lukes

Marathavenge Luke + Migratory Luke

Contemporary Luke joins

Sub-Section 7

Luke Phase 9.5 + EVERYONE

*Luke gets away*

Vinbi | oh god damn it he’s getting away

Zerena | hey i found the sequences realm. Let’s go!

Valid | oh for fuck sakes-

Section S(The sequencers Encounter)

[Dreamscape]

Red Ruby | hi

Lucas | oh hi how did you get here?

Red Ruby | i managed to escape the sonner dimension with moon

Moon | I was getting sick and tired of us being here and we don’t even want to be in that stupid section any more.

Stephen | hey there! you have arrived to the another area of the dreams… and i think you already know how things work out so let’s just begin.

Stephen

Charles

Marley

The Sequencers Get Possessed

𝔑𝔒𝔖𝔉𝔈ℜ𝔄𝔗𝔘

Healler + Superstar Sequencers

Healler fallens and ETERNAL NIGHT 𝔑𝔒𝔖𝔉𝔈ℜ𝔄𝔗𝔘 joins

Healler transforms into Starlight Form + EVERYONE

Section 42(Hazardous Conbi Section)

[FlashOut]

Hazardous bambi + Hazardous Dave

Hazardous Hortas + Hazardous Jeremy

Hazardous Theoretical Expunged interrupts

Hazardous Halo Bambi joins

Hazardous Conbi + Everyone