Fun fact! If from a young age, most of the only things you do involves horror surrounding monsters viewed from a scientific lens, you are almost certain to be the WORST kind of monsterfucker! Anyway my first ever crush was a sentient office chair that I made up and the second was a zombie that I also made up, both in dreams.

That's the kind of thing I'm just beginning to unpack in therapy! But yeah no objectum is one of the most underrated freak ahh sexualities that are still harmless.



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Threatening to hit my little brother with a rock

TFW the organic harmonizes with the machine

I HAVE A LOVE INTEREST!!!

So I'm staying at my grandmother's house which is next to my childhood home

Got school & ballet today, talk to you guys later.

Don't die in my absence pretty please

When I worry I'm not actually all that intelligent when it comes to the simple rhythm that is the English language, I remember these fucking dumbasses just put this out there with an extremely noticable grammatical error.

IM MADOKAING OUTTTT

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