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As part of a joke between me and a friend of mine, I decided to write a parody of the “UNDERTALE: The Musical” song by Lhugueny, centered around the “Asgore runs over Dess” meme. Was this a mistake? You tell me:


Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Driving in my truck!

Drank some beer tonight.

Man, I feel so light

Think I’ll take a life

How ‘bout that deer girl?

The look on her face fills me with such glee

I couldn’t help, but to find it funny

She tried to flee

But could not escape from me

I ran her over, she went to New Home

I don’t regret this, I will never atone

Don’t make me groan

Any grief is overblown

Should I save face? Or should I accept my fate? It’s open season, I shall do as I please

I’m trigger happy, and I’m ready to shoot

every deer that gets in my way, woah, oh-oh, oh-oh

It doesn’t matter if you remember the screams

What are you gonna do, make me an ice cream?

Drank some beer last night

Man, I felt so light

Thought I’d take a life

I chose that deer girl

It seems like my peers didn’t find it funny

I’ve lost my job, my wife, and my dignity

I’m behind bars

I’ve Fallen Down, just like a Star

I’m out of jail, but so much is unchanged

Any respect I had, is now out of range

I miss my wife

It’s not too late to fix our life

Forget manslaughter

I want to be a better father

Before you go, please give these to your mother!

One day, we’ll be a happy family again,

and our lives will go back to a ten, woah, oh-oh, oh-oh

I’m gonna try, and reach out for the blue sky

But sometimes, it feels like one big lie

Gold flowers, rose flowers, try again, and never cower

Tough luck, every time, I should’ve never committed that crime

My name’s Asgore, but I’m no bad guy. Reach for the sky, and I’ll begin to fly

Rekindle a spark, that’s my ultimate goal. Listen Tori, she ran right in front of my trunk!

I’m tired of being separated, Tori

Can’t we just rewrite our story?

I want our family to be happy again

Maybe this black shard will help us out?



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