The lovely wife of Saint Nicholas. By "lovely", I mean I'd prefer seeing her around less!

What do you even do at the North Pole? Bake cookies? I sincerely hope you accidentally slip in some coal!

Well, if it isn’t jolly Nick. People like you really make me tick!

”Ho-ho-ho”? No-no-no, I say! One millimeter near my chimney and I’ll make you pay!

Sadistic holiday demons are nothing new. However, that burnt toast bread look of yours? Phew!

Your abilities are impressive, for sure. But if you're going to turn my minions against me, I'll be sure to put you down like cur!

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I've heard of speech impediments, but yours make my ears want a permanent vacation! Getting a new voice should be your current hyperfixation!

I don't know how Swedes can tolerate you every Christmas! Every single one! It's like they have a sickness!

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I prefer the old you, Mr. Scrooge. Nowadays I can't tell if you're a moneylender or a despicable stooge!

It's almost as if you've been infected with a tumor. I'll be sure to avoid the ghosts of past, present and future!

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What do you mean my time here is done? As far as I’m concerned, my improvements to this site have only just begun!

Bah! You don’t deserve my talent anyway! Don’t come crawling back to me once your world turns gray!