Since i fucking love jonathan coulton and we have the same first name i made this shit enjoy ig

Biden

Trump

Petition for literal gun. It does over 900 damage. The magazine size is low though.

"I hope you got your shitting pants on"

Jesus for once I'm proud of my art

Cheese.

This girl is a weapon.

Oh, and don't think "it's just a rat it can't scratch me"

This thing is a literal zombie, but it doesn't infect you, it KILLS YOU.

now your afraid Eh?

man I love dead estate