Do you think your antics are amusing? Do you think you are a funny guy? let's get one thing straight.... i'm in control here... you're only fooling around because I allow it... kid, I can make one call, and your life would be ruined, your loved ones will be killed or arrested, your friends will abandon you, your reputation will be ruined, you will have no assets, nowhere to go, you will be invisible, forgotten, no one will remember you, you will die alone, regretting the day when you insulted me. I know 3297 ways to kill you just with my bare hands, I was the youngest soldier to singlehandedly win a war, do you know the amount of people I have killed? the amount of people who's lives have been ruined? you may think this is too far but I have done this for less. I am feared by lots of people and they don't even know what I look like. I would watch your mouth if I were you and perhaps plan an escape route.

for legal reasons I must clarify this is a joke and a copypasta

oh yeah this is the fnwn game page-