All of my Blender 2.79 renders today

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The Odd Ones

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Office Comparision

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Red

Ha! Ha! Ak goes Brrrrr!

I wanna play a little game...

there are 4 jumpscares, 3 are going to be completely unused, and 1 will be. Guess which one will be used in the comments

Who laid bro out

I AM NOT A MORON

I feel like these need to be Improved upon.