Creators!

FNaFB Workbench Creators, can we have your attention please. The following message is so urgent, so time-sensitive, we made the executive decision to skip TikTok and Twitter entirely and break the glass on the most bleeding-edge communication technology available.

Welcome to the future. Welcome... to a "blog-post".

"Wow!" you're probably thinking. "I forgot how hard reading is!" Yeah, it's scary how fast you lose that. Don't worry, we'll be brief:

The last few EVE Randomizer events have only been party member updates. But this year, we're planning on shipping a full-on update-sized update - with party members, modes, endings, voicelines, abista, and other community-contributed fixes for the game! Which means we need FNaFB Workbench content! YOUR FNaFB Workbench content!

So get to work! (Or back to work, if you were already working but got distracted when the entire internet simultaneously found out about this state-of-the-art blog-post.) Make sure to get your submissions into the FNaFB Workbench by July 30th, so they can be considered for this as-yet-unnamed, un-themed, but still very exciting summer-situated (but not summer-themed) (unless you wanted to develop summer-themed stuff) update.