i have put the MANGO phonk McFlurry boba in my grimace shake

I surely hope i wont get killed by the evil fucking grimace kendrik lamar and cover me up in mustard

Here are some useless keigan facts for yall

this makes me wanna hit a deer with my bergentruck

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The chariot fueled by animals platformer cannot be stopped 🗣🔥

ENDER PEARL

IT'S FINALLY MY BIRTHDAY CHAT

i'm 16 years old!

So i have put “concert for you” in my mom’s spotify playlist and it played 3 TIMES in the car right after every single song (in case you dont know that song is it’s just one false note from the big piano in chapter 4) i bursted out of lauging bc of this😭

REMEMBER

the 20th of july is MY BIRTHDAY

So if ya wanna make fanart or anything for my birthdsy you can do that soon

Mfw the government says their on budget downsizings (budget cuts) and am forced to turn myself into a fucking BFDI character: