*Doorbell rings*

Javier: *Answers door*

Evil Javier:Well, I made it, Despite your directions.

Javier:Ah! *Chuckles nervously because he knows he'll die if he messes this up* Evintendant! I hape you're prepared for the best cake ever! (Mindy gave him baking lessons to help him with this, And he hated every second of it.)

Evil Javier: *Sits down*

Javier: *Goes in kitchen and notices something horrible has happened* *GASP!*

*Checks oven* Oh shіt! My cake's been through an earthquake!... But what if... I were to purchase cakes from Mindy and disguise them as my own baking? *Giggles* Delightfully devilish Jack!

*Attempts to climb out of window*

Evil Javier: *Walks in* Huh? HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!

Javier:EVILINTENDANT! I was just uh......

Evil Javier:DIE! *Stabs him*

Javier:Crap... I couldn't think of an excuse... *dies* (I will never do the rest :troll:)