3 months ago

AWWJ skit - Malk


Tom:Hey Liz is there anything to drink?

Jeff:Yes, In the fridge, preferabley.

Speaking of which, Can you hand me a glass of Malk?

Liz:We don't have any Malk but i can get you some Milk.

Tom:Thats what he just said.

Liz:No he didn't, He said "Malk", Like it's a disease.

Jeff:How do you say it?

Liz:I say it the way anyone should say, Milk, M-I-L-K.

S. Milk:Yep, That's how my name is pronounced.

Jeff:Like, Whole malk.

Liz:No no no, Say "Milkshake".

Jeff:Milkshake.

Liz:Now say "Milk".

Jeff: malk

Liz: Visible Confusion, You can see it on her face are you hearing this?

Tom:Of course i am, He wants a glass of Molk.

Liz:Molk!?

Tom:GIVE HIM THE MOLK, WOMAN!!!

Zack (Formerly Uil):Guys, I'm trying to sleep.

Tom:Sorry buddy, I'll be quiet from now on.

Zack:Thanks, Peace. Walks Away

Jeff:LIZ! POUR ME, A GLASS, OF MALK!

S. Milk:I'm out, With the help of my best friend and loyal twin.

S. Yogurt:You got it! Milk gets on him and they run away together

Liz:Why are you yelling at me?

Tom:Just give him the damm Molk!

Liz:YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING! (When the girlboss is the only sane one here)

Jeff:WE'RE ALL SAYING "MALK", LIZ!

Liz:No, YOU'RE saying "Malk", He's saying-

Tom and Jeff: Random cow noises and noises mocking the "correct" pronounciation of "Milk".

Darknette:I'm glad we died, Those guys are insane...

Negative Javier:Agreed...

Liz:SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!

*Grabs gun*

Jeff:Put it down Liz!

Tom:NO DON'T DO IT!

Liz:You're gonna shoot me if i shoot myself!? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!

The Ravanger:Great, First i'm not invited to the boys party (He's a boy), And now THIS chaos? I'm out. Fades out of existence

Tom and Jeff: Realize she's right and point the guns to themselves

S. Cyangle:Wow, Drama, Epic! Turns down radio volume so she can listen to it

Liz:NO DON'T DO IT!

Tom:STOP RIGHT NOW!

Jeff:PUT IT F%£KING DOWN!!!

Liz:PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!!

The Demiseds watching this:Eye roll

Jeff:JUST PUT IT DOWN LIZ!!!

LIZ:I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!!!!!!!!!

S. Jack:I can't sleep over this. Turns up music box volume That's better!

Tom:YOU'RE LIKE A SISTER TO ME!!!

Mr. Springlock:Well, I'm out. Leaves

Jeff:YOU TWO ARE JUST LIKE SIBLINGS TO ME!!!

S..E.J:I see you watching this, Thomas, I'm coming.

All 3:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Thomas watching this through the cameras: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN MY WHOLE LONG LIFE!!!!

Cameras: Error

Thomas:Oh you have got to be kidding me, That was legit hillarious.

S.E.J:YOU WON'T GET TIRED OF DYING WILL Y-

Thomas: Uses his gun, It's super affective I did a while ago.

And

Then

We

Pull

The

Trigger,

All

Of

Us.



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