1 year ago

AWWJ skit:Two cartoons, One cup.


Mike:Why are you filiming my reaction?

Monarka:Don't question it.

Mike:Ok.

*video starts*

Mike:Mindy, Violet, Why are they here?

Monarka:Oh, They acted for this.

Mike:Ok...?

Monarka: *giggling*

Mike:Why did you want me to... Wait... What... What are they... No... NO! *ralphing*

Monarka:Hahahaha!

Mike: *Vomits on him*

Monarka:AAAAAAAAA!

Both:What, A, Jerk.

Mike:WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME WATCH THAT FOR!? WHY DID THEY DO THAT!?

Monarka:Hey? I didn't tell them to- *gets punched by him*

Mike:I'll never be able to eat ice cream again... AND IT'S THEIR FAULT!

1 second later...

Mindy:And then i said, That's not a hippo, It's an elephant!

Violet: *Giggling*

Mike: *Kicks down the door* WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT!?

Both:HUH- WAIT- WHA- HUH- UM- WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?

Mike:I don't know... TWO CARTOONS ONE CUP!?

Violet:I... Don't know what you're talking about.

Mike:YOUR RETАRTED COUSIN SHOWED ME THE FOOTAGE! *Shows that footage*

Both:Oh! We forgot about that!

Mike:NO YOU DIDN'T IDIOTS!

Violet:We're being honest Mike.

Mike:NO YOU'RE NOT!

Monarka:Yes they are, I told them to make that and keep it a secret.

Mike:WHY THE TOFU WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Monarka:Basically, You broke the boss' cup, Remember?

Mike:I did, Oh yeah.

Monarka:And he told us to make a video to traumatize you as a punishment, And we would all be punish if you found out about our scheme.

Mike:Wait, But that means-

Evil Javier:*CUTS DOOR IN HALF* I SMELL PENNNIES!

All:AAAAAAAAAAAA-

Evil Javier:And then everyone died, The end!

Matty:That didn't help at all! *cries*

Javier:Geez, Your stories are dark...

Bad news for @LanRicks , Mike died after that.



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