How the fuck is this from a Kids Show

This is fucking ART

I'm not nobody's housewife.

i've just done something diabolical.

SPREAD THE WORD

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I just added the most 1930's shit to it and I find it fucking hilarious

Man when Noli coming

The day is like

5 hours away from ending

I just hit a TwoTime like 30 times and they didn't fucking die

GET THOSE-

I genuinely have no idea what he's saying