The water cooler grants you mercy, just this once.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YUOU MEAN WHAT

* Beg for mercy.

PIZZABLAST !!!!

+ some fanmade bosses uuuuh

You begged for mercy, but your name wasn't yellow.

peppino jockey

i was bored and remembered how terrible origins' price chart thing was so like

i made a version of how i would have done it if i was sega

2 price difference versions cuz idk which would be better

i think both are justifiable though

subspace tripmine

AAAAAAA TALKING PIZZAHEAD IN MY TV AAAAAA

antonblast style uh huh I think

HEY! STOP READING AND GET BACK TO WORK!