Atomic punch

Scout: What's up chuckle head

Bandu: Howdy!

Scout: Why the fuck did you bring a xylophone to a gun fight

Bandu: I dont know man, anyways do you want to rap

Scout: What

Bandu: R a p

Iron bomber

Demo: What are you doing here lad

Bandu: Howdy

Bandu: Rap

Demo: I heard from scout about you, it seems you humiliated him hard

Demo: Im not going easy on you la- *Sleep*

Bandu: What the fuck

Infiltrator

Spy: How did you find me

Bandu: Luck, its my first time playing

Spy:What do you want

Bandu: RapRapRapRapRaqsuhdiwpRqaosjwdihihfebdwiuflbgkhbkugeyrhbkygbuyg

Spy: Rap Battle? (Laughter thing or idk)

Spy: That is hilarious
Spy: God damnit

Spy: Someone has grabbed Blu's Intel
Spy: It's probably Scout as he capped 2 times before
Spy: I'll rap battle you and then i'll tell scout not to cap or else i will-

Bandu: Whatever the fuck lets just rap

(Yes at a point i just copy pasted the funkipedia dialogue)