Who are "JadeJohnson Records™", a subsidiary of

"JadeJohnson Industries™"?

"JadeJohnson Industries™" are a team of family-friendly-language-only-adhering, musicians, console-grade-PowerPoint-game-developers, technical-support-specialists, and film-and-animation-producers; led by JadeJohnson, an eighty-seven-point-five-percent-blind music-label-executive, who's been in the field since 2007.

"Jade", as he is known, started making music by recording, archiving, and categorizing various sounds of-all-sorts, with the goal to have one-day used each and every one of them in either a song, a game, or a podcast.

We here at "JadeJohnson Industries™" believe that no music-creation-platform or strategy is limited by its specifications, but rather by the ignorance or impatience of a closed-minded user, so we will continue to arrange-covers and write-original-songs using "Rockstar Games®'s Beaterator™" for the Sony® PSP™, "Microsoft® Windows™ XP Sound Recorder [sndrec.exe]" (which still works on modern-Windows via XP-Service-Pack-1-compatibility-mode), and the free and open-source Digital-Audio-Workstation titled "Audacity®"; for as long as we can do so.

Finally, we believe that the truly-best things in life should always be free, so whether it's our games, apps, music, films, animations, or tech-support-services; you will never be charged to experience our content and assistance. That is our promise to you. So if you have to pay for something labelled "JadeJohnson [Company-Branch-Suffix]", it's not ours, it's not safe, and we suggest you report it to us, thank you!