What's the deal, girl? Are you mad?

Walking into my house uninvited?

Look at this ratio, bitch! See?

What?

Just more popular.

//

(I've got something to say, girl.

Don't you talk like that about Girlfriend!

Might not be as popular, but,

nonetheless, I'll still kick your ass.)

//

Came here, defense for a girl online?

You've got some balls, I'll give you that.

No bitches, though? Quite a problem! Touch grass.

Beating your ass, because you are MID.

//

(Listen to me, she's a real person!

Do you know her? No? I thought so.

Counterpoints win these debates, but this

random lingo? You know it won't work.)