OH. GOD. NO.

Who is this man?

I believe he doesn't belong here.

Jonathan The Car Salesman.

Jonathan's Adventure 4 coming in November.

Athanjox is waiting for you!

Jonathan's Adventure 4 coming very soon.

Conidaim Condom, a rogue Swatbot who believes in wearing protection.

Jonathan's Adventure 4 coming in November.

This isn't dead. I promise.

In Development: Jonathan's Adventure 4 Encore Mode!

In Encore Mode, several things will be changed about the game! New party members, new NPCs, new areas, and new colors! Wow, what a hoot!

Jonathan's Adventure 4 is OUT!!! PLAY IT NOW!!!

...pretend it's november 13th today.

Charil on a Mouse. Is the the chair, or is he the mouse? Salty either way.

Jonathan's Adventure 4 coming in November.

Another teaser.