Hey, did I ever tell you guys that one of my (old) friends at (my old) school once pushed me down a set of pure concrete stairs?

First one to comment gets ran over by a truck

3 Days.

memes

My parents are angry at me not eating enough so they're not letting me eat

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Driving

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I just added the most 1930's shit to it and I find it fucking hilarious

Can we talk about how bad Dave is at PvZ tho?