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Me when I find the guy who stole my last chicken nugget at a party:

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday, dear macaroni, happy birthday to me.

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oh im soooo fuckin back heeeyyyy guys

Bro is NOT helping 💀

M Y P U S S Y I N B I O

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I AM NOT A MORON

Don’t mind me, just paying respects to a fallen comrade.