gj: hey you have a notification

me: oh cool let's see what it i-

gj: sike!!! it's actually a notification from like 2 hours ago!! get pranked bozo!!

me: bro.

wake up, it's time to play

MY GF GOT DISCORD

I CAN FINALLY LEAVE THIS SITE NOW

what if pibby apocalypse was called pibby queerpocalypse and instead of the darkness it was called the gayness

maybe!

"i'm gonna start being more active in posts"

(literally makes only two lgbt related shitposts)

oh!

completely forgot i scheduled this

boy if this was real... I would want to swim in the ocean!

i love posting out of context class of '09 clips instead of actually attempting be funny on my own

DUDE I FORGOT I SCHEDULED THIS TOO IM ENDING IT