I genuinely have no idea what he's saying

I'm not nobody's housewife.

I just hit a TwoTime like 30 times and they didn't fucking die

SPREAD THE WORD

i've just done something diabolical.

I just added the most 1930's shit to it and I find it fucking hilarious

A what....

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M -watching gravity falls

GET THOSE-

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