5 years ago

Caro rating mc mobs:


pig: overrated but good

cow: COW

sheep: lord and savior

chicken: god, literal god

Tropical fish: food.

Cod: harold

Salmon: diego

Dolphin: GPS

Turtle: how

Pupperfish: mazou in a disguise

Mushroom cow: food v2

wolf: dog

cat: cat

Axolotl: @axo but fun-sized

bunny: most useless thing in minecraft

llama: says owo

Bee: bee my beloved

ender dragon: server spam

ocelot: cat but reverse-evolving

fox: parkour dog

polar bear: useless

Donkey: monkey <3

bat: useless

parrot: *intense singing in japanese*

mule: whot

squid: die in a ditch please

enderman: angry bitch

creeper: how to get angry in 1.4 seconds

Zombie: "bruh"

Spider: satan

Cave spider: satan updated

skeleton: "OOOH YOU'RE APROACHING MEE?!?!"

piglin: michael

Piglin brute: michael but worse

hoglin: how to kill a pig, wait this isn't google

zombie hoglin: how

baby zombie: die

baby chicken: white, but it was suposed to be yellow

baby hoglin: brazilian kids



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