#spawnday I have successfully achieved old age. Anyway, uh, here's an old project I was working on a while back.

You have to be f**king kidding me, Nintendo.

You still have only two color themes for the Switch 2?

Behold,

D I E T S O N I C F A N ™

(EDIT: False alarm, I just needed to adjust my browser window's side.) Let's all give a round of applause for GameJolt removing my Following feed and making me get redirected to Opera's website whenever I click the background!

Guys, I can't believe that all this time, the Genesis was a 6-bit console.

(For context, this is a typo in the description of the Max original show, Game Changers.)

Happy New Year everyone!

I sure can't wait to make a profit from Popeye the Sailor Man.

Go watch 'The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie' now.

I'm not asking.

Alright, just updated my profile picture and banner to be more consistent with my other accounts. Hope you like 'em.

Oh hey, GameJolt changed it's layout.

Radical.

I can't believe Sakurai planned on adding me to Smash. He only rejected me because my down taunt was the middle finger.