Title: The One with Spamton G Spamton

FADE IN:

INT. APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - DAY

Jen, Katie, Jim, and Tom are sitting on the couch, watching TV.

SUDDENLY, the doorbell rings.

JIM: (confused) Who could that be?

Tom stands up and walks towards the door. As he opens it, a man with a suit and a fedora hat appears.

SPAMTON: (smiling) Hello there, folks! My name is Spamton G Spamton, and I’m a salesman!

KATIE: (surprised) A salesman?

SPAMTON: (smiling) That’s right! And I have a proposition for you. Do you want to hear it?

JIM: (curious) What is it?

SPAMTON: (smiling) It’s simple. I sell products, and I have a unique way of doing it. You see, every time I speak, I have advertisements that come with my words. They’re in double brackets, like this: [[advertisement]].

TOM: (confused) So, you’re saying that every time you speak, you advertise a product?

SPAMTON: (smiling) That’s right! And I have some great products to sell you. Like this [[amazing vacuum cleaner]], or this [[miracle hair growth formula]].

JEN: (laughing) That’s pretty funny.

SPAMTON: (smiling) Funny? No, no, no. It’s effective! Just imagine, every time you talk, you can advertise a product! It’s genius!

JIM: (smiling) Well, we don’t really need anything right now.

SPAMTON: (smiling) Oh, I’m sure you do! How about this [[delicious energy drink]]?

KATIE: (smiling) Thanks, but we’re good.

SPAMTON: (smiling) Alright, alright. But if you change your mind, just give me a call!

As Spamton walks towards the door, he turns around and speaks.

SPAMTON: (smiling) And remember, folks. If you want to get ahead in life, you gotta buy what I’m selling! [[Advertisement]].

Tom shuts the door, and the gang looks at each other, amused.

JEN: (laughing) That was something.

JIM: (smiling) Yeah, it was pretty funny.

KATIE: (smiling) I have to admit, it was entertaining.

TOM: (smiling) I’m just glad he didn’t sell us anything.

Suddenly, the laugh track plays.

FADE OUT.

END OF EPISODE.