[Spamton]:

YO, IT'S SPAMTON G. SPAMTON, [The] DEALMAKER SUPREME,

POPPIN' UP Y OU'RE SCREEN Like A [Deep fryd m3m3].

ME I'M [The] PUPPETMASTER, YOU’RE JUST A SKELETON,

[stepped] UP TO [The] PLATE, ME ILL LEAVE Y OU UNDONE.

ME I GOT HOT [Deals], [Calls] TO MAKE Y OU [Scream],

YOU’RE JUST A LAZY BONES, STUCK IN A DREAM.

Y OU [Think] YOU’RE SO [Cool] WITH Y OU'RE BLUE [Magic] TRICKS,

BUT ME ILL GLITCH THROUGH Y OU'RE CODE, MAKE Y OU'RE PIXELS SPLIT.

[[BIG SHOT!!!]], [[BIG SHOT!!!]], I’M [The] NUMBER [1] [guy],

WHILE Y OU JUST NAP ALL DAY, WATCHING [Life Points] PASS BY.

ME I CLIMB TO [The] TOP, [[You too can]] BARELY STAND,

BY [The] END OF THIS [Friday Night Work Out], Y OULL BE SPAMTON’S BIGGEST [Any fan]!

[Sans]:

Heh, kiddo, you sure talk a lot of smack,

but all i see is junk, glitching out of whack.

i’m laid back, but don’t you forget,

i’ve got more power than you’ve ever met.

bones in my body, but i’m no dead weight,

i got bad puns, gags, and an unbeatable fate.

you’re selling fake dreams, peddling trash,

while i keep the underground safe from a crash.

you wanna be a big shot, but you’re just a sham,

a puppet on strings, scamming the fam.

i’ve seen your kind, think they’re all grand,

but one bad move, and you’re in sans’ land.

[Spamton]:

Y OU [Think] YOU’RE TOUGH, WITH THAT SMUG LITTLE GRIN,

BUT ME I'M [The] [Dark] WEB, AND YOU’RE STUCK IN A [Recycling Bin].

ME I GOT [Deals] SO HOT, THEY [[Burning]] THROUGH [The] [[Saturday Night]],

WHILE YOUR COMEDY ROUTINE IS BARELY A [[LIGHT.]].

I’LL HACK THROUGH YOUR DEFENSES, BREAK Y OU APART,

SELL YOUR BONES FOR PROFIT, THAT’S JUST [The] START.

Y OU HIDE IN [The] SHADOWS, AFRAID OF [The] [[LIGHT.]],

I’M OUT IN [The] OPEN, BRINGING [The] [fights].

YOU’RE A ONE-NOTE JOKE, STUCK ON REPEAT,

I’LL TAKE YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]], AND WON’T SKIP A BEAT.

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON, [The] [EX] [Deal],

WHILE YOU’RE JUST A SKELETON, BARELY [A real boy].

[Sans]:

You think you can break me? that’s a good laugh,

i’ve faced real threats, you’re just a chaff.

i’m the keeper of balance, the guardian of fate,

while you’re just a puppet, sealing your own state.

i’ve got tricks up my sleeve, more than just bad puns,

my blasters and bones will make you run.

you’re chasing false dreams, delusions grand,

while i keep it real, with my bones in hand.

your deals are a trap, nothing but lies,

i see through your scams, with my all-seeing eyes.

you’re out of your league, in this battle of wits,

by the end of this fight, you’ll be in bits.

[Spamton]:

Y OU [Think] [[You too can]] STOP ME? YOU’RE JUST A JOKE,

I’LL RISE TO [The] TOP, WHILE YOU’LL ALWAYS BE BROKE.

I’VE GOT [The] NETWORK, [The] [Power of NEO], [The] MIGHT,

WHILE YOU’RE JUST A GHOST, FADING FROM SIGHT.

MY [Deals] ARE ELECTRIC, THEY’LL SHOCK Y OU TO BITS,

WHILE YOU’RE JUST A SKELETON, FULL OF [old] WITS.

I’LL SCAM MY WAY TO [The] TOP, NO [1] CAN DENY,

WHILE Y OU LAY IN [The] UNDERGROUND, BARELY GETTING BY.

I’M [The] [[BIG SHOT!!!]], [The] MASTER OF SCHEMES,

WHILE YOU’RE STUCK IN YOUR DREAMS, BURSTING AT [The] SEAMS.

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON, [The] [NEO] KING,

WHILE YOU’RE JUST A FOOTNOTE, A FORGOTTEN [[Hyperlink Blocked]].

[Sans]:

Heh, kiddo, you’re really something, full of hot air,

but i’ve got the final word, and i’ll take you there.

i’ve seen your kind, all bark and no bite,

while i hold the power, in the darkest night.

you’re chasing illusions, a puppet on strings,

while i hold the secrets, to much greater things.

you’re stuck in your world, of scams and deceit,

while i stand tall, with truth at my feet.

i’ve faced real threats, monsters of might,

while you’re just a glitch, fading from sight.

so take your hot deals, and your broken schemes,

sans undertale, i’ll shatter your dreams.