I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife, that's right: he took his big fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said that his dick was "THIS big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a call-out post on my twitter.com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this wal-nut except way smaller, and guess what: here's what my dong looks like

That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like 2 balls and a bong

He fucked my wife so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get, my super laser piss!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm pissing on the MOON!!!

How do you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot!

You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!



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