I can relate to that.

I've always wanted to play JSAB on my phone and I think I found the Walmart version of it.

You need to goon Mark! GOON!

Human I remember you’re GENOCIDES (extra extra extra version)

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My first brilliant move ever in chess.

Look at what i got <3

SEA SALT! I NEED YOU SEA SALT!

Five blunders? How tf did I win?

The school fight didn't happen.

I once had a nightmare where a chomper was eating me alive and every time I see it I remember that nightmare even thought it was six years ago.