i'm running out of words

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so yesterday [10/16/25] at 10:02 am, on the way to a job we rear-ended the people driving in front of us because the guy in front of them suddenly slammed on his brakes to make a left turn across the road

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mama and garr :, )

she's stuck in blanket prison for multiple attempts of trying to eat the cord of my window blinds

oldie but goldie: what a week, huh?

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i'd like you all to know that this is matt shultz

so today like at midnight or something the web address bar or whatever that thing is called on google decided to turn blinding white ,,,

its only when a website is opened on specifically google, not google chrome

oldie but goldie: Pathetic.

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no way. ProtoMan showed up when the original post was about Cage the Elephant. i think i summoned him

(ProtoMan is #1 Cage the Elephant lover i am #2) (this has been this way for a long time and none of you ever knew) (that's crazy)