7 months ago

COME AND BEHOLD THESE PITIFUL, MISERABLE ATTEMPTS AT RETRO VIDEO GAMES FOR THE MEATBOX 5! Enjoy the frustrating gameplay of PostMan Cramar, the whatever that is in Smile Sniper, and the dull, boring difficulty of Egg & Fries.

AND THEY'RE ALL -100% OFF.


Download them totally free in these links!

Egg & Fries, Maze Frenzy: https://gamejolt.com/games/egg-n-fries/787441
Smile Sniper: https://gamejolt.com/games/smilesniper/788238
Postman Cramar: https://gamejolt.com/games/cramar-spinoff/790300

Cringe, nausea and embarrassment guaranteed!



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